Recent reviews by Kazrael

Kill eldritch abominations, Behead eldritch abominations, Roundhouse kick a eldritch abomination into the concrete, slam dunk a eldritch abomination into the trash can, crucify filthy eldritch abominations, defecate in a eldritch abominations food, launch eldritch abominations into the sun, stir fry eldritch abominations in a wok, toss eldritch abominations into active volcanoes, urinate into a eldritch abominations eye, judo throw eldritch abominations into a wood chipper, twist eldritch abominations heads off, report eldritch abominations to x-slayers, karate chop eldritch abominations in half, curb stomp pregnant eldritch abominations, trap eldritch abominations in quick sand, crush eldritch abominations in the trash compactor, liquefy eldritch abominations in a vat of acid, eat eldritch abominations, dissect eldritch abominations, exterminate eldritch abominations, stomp eldritch abominations skulls with steel toed boots, cremate eldritch abominations in the fires of hell, lobotomize eldritch abominations, grind eldritch abominations babies in the garbage disposal, drown eldritch abominations in fried chicken grease, vaporize eldritch abominations with a abyssal shotgun

Dodge this game like Genesis dodged his taxes.

Get you a person who can tell someone is pretending to be you by how your junk feels. Couple goals.

*Phil Burnell Voice*

HOW DO I USE RATIONS? THE GAME DOESN'T EXPLAIN IT.

Great game that deserves your time.

Kill 1060 users, Behead 1060 users, Roundhouse kick a 1060 user into the concrete, slam dunk a 1060 into the trash can, crucify filthy 1060 lovers, defecate in a 1060 lovers food, launch 1060s into the sun, stir fry 1060 users in a wok, toss 1060 users into active volcanoes, urinate into a PC build containing a 1060, judo throw 1060s into a wood chipper, twist 1060 users heads off, report 1060 users to police, karate chop 1060s in half, curb stomp pregnant 1060 users, trap 1060s in quick sand, crush 1060s in the trash compactor, liquefy 1060s in a vat of acid, eat 1060s, dissect 1060s, exterminate 1060s, stomp 1060 users skulls with steel toed boots, cremate 1060s in the fires of hell, lobotomize 1060s, grind 1060 users babies in the garbage disposal, drown 1060s in fried chicken grease, vaporize 1060s with a ray gun

Much better than Final Fantasy 16.

Everyone's life would be way better if we all had an Astarion in it.

It was like Baghdad with G-Strings

I go to sleep listening to AVGN.