Maybe someday Steam will make an exception to the 2 hour gameplay refund rule. If only I hadn't fallen asleep drunk playing this, I would have my $14.99 back to spend on something worthwhile.

This is nothing like I thought it would be, guess a lesson is learned not to blindly purchase a game a decade late just to "finally play it".

This game is barren. The things that are there are very early physics sandbox levels of entertaining and last only a minute.

If I could, in my roughly two hours of gameplay, recall any part of the game as unique into a list it would be as follows:
Fly a blimp
Fly airplane with machine gun (there's nothing to shoot at)
I sat here for five mins with no new thoughts on what I liked so I gave up

Here's a list of ♥♥♥♥ I hate now lol:
Walking is SLOW
Can't run for more than 5 seconds without falling down and farting (this is a mechanic not a quirk of the physics engine)
It's hard to leave the barren starting area and then when you do it's even MORE barren
Cars are especially slow given the expanse of wasteland you are given
If you are in a body of water for more than 30 seconds you are surrounded by alligators or sharks that swarm and eat you (this is terrible for exploring as spawn points are tens of minutes of walking away from one another)
Probably more that I can't put into words or I am bored

goodbye i love you all please dont spend money on this unless it's a DEEP sale I really can't recommend this to ANYONE

Maybe someday Steam will make an exception to the 2 hour gameplay refund rule. If only I hadn't fallen asleep drunk playing this, I would have my $14.99 back to spend on something worthwhile. This is nothing like I thought it would be, guess a lesson is learned not to blindly purchase a game a decade late just to "finally play it". This game is barren. The things that are there are very early physics sandbox levels of entertaining and last only a minute. If I could, in my roughly two hours of gameplay, recall any part of the game as unique into a list it would be as follows: Fly a blimp Fly airplane with machine gun (there's nothing to shoot at) I sat here for five mins with no new thoughts on what I liked so I gave up Here's a list of shit I hate now lol: Walking is SLOW Can't run for more than 5 seconds without falling down and farting (this is a mechanic not a quirk of the physics engine) It's hard to leave the barren starting area and then when you do it's even MORE barren Cars are especially slow given the expanse of wasteland you are given If you are in a body of water for more than 30 seconds you are surrounded by alligators or sharks that swarm and eat you (this is terrible for exploring as spawn points are tens of minutes of walking away from one another) Probably more that I can't put into words or I am bored goodbye i love you all please dont spend money on this unless it's a DEEP sale I really can't recommend this to ANYONE