Recent reviews by [DFS]SciMan3010

I've always wanted to know how concrete from Half Life 1 tasted in HD with Havok Physics.

You'd typically think that having over one and a half thousand hours of playtime in a game would mean that I've unlocked a good amount of achievements by now.

I'll have you know that I can stop playing this game modded whenever I want.
I'm not addicted!
I can quit whenever and wherever I want!

Except now.
Not now.

This game gave me a headache for a week straight.

That isn't healthy but it IS immersive.
It's almost as frustratingly painful as the game itself!

Don't let them hold you back.
Punch them.

Punch them all.

Watch them fly as your knuckles serve their grim reminder of danger while they begin to careen into the air.

You have a gun but you also have a fist.

Don't punch robots they hurt.

Follow the story of Master Chef as he careens into adventure, exploring new worlds full of ingredients.

Spin noodles, Sauté Aliens, Sauté Humans, Sauté Birds, Sauté Vehicles, Saute sizable portions of the galaxy.

Master Chef isnt afrad of anyting.

There sure are alot of things you can do with a hammer.

Destabilizing the martian government is one of them.
Both physically and metaphorically.

This game isn't fair.

Really, it isn't.

It's fantastic.

I had a match where a friend amassed 2027 soldiers.

My last remaining two territories fought an honorable duel of singular dice rolls despite the overwhelming odds.

Never have I felt so terrified yet respected.

People tend to disregard the vanilla game alot in the face of this game's modding community but don't let that dissuade you from playing it out of the box.

It's great fun.

Of course you could also just ignore the vanilla game and just go play Sins of the Prophets, so this game has that going for it too.

Arson is the fuel of capitalism.