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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 59.0 hrs on record (47.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Apr, 2016 @ 2:56am

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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