This game, exists...

I bet you wouldn’t have guessed that huh?

No man, woman, screwdriver or any other sentient being should ever have to withstand torture, torture, historically has been used to extract information, punish disobedience / traitorous tendencies, and even, in one case, hurt somebody.

This game is a form of torture, and yet I believe that every man, woman, screwdriver and every other sentient being should experience this game, because when you exit this game, having spent 5 hours beating the tutorial area and then being killed by a random dude at the end and having to do it again, having crawled through piles of radioactive muck and dabbled in the art of searching “fallout 2 what the hell is going on and what am I meant to do,” you become a new person, one who understands that the only real gods in the universe are the people who played fallout 1 and 2 and beat them when they were first released all them years ago, with no internet, and where no man had lain eyes on a computer since Alan Turing first discovered that commie ghosts had secretly been hiding in our great nations cows all this time and using their gizmos to spy on us.

A paradox is often described as a cryptic, self contradictory text that reveals a kernel of truth about the nature of the world we live in, this is not a paradox, and fallout 2 is not a real game, it is a test of ones will and determination to prove ones superiority over the game, but many fall and only small few can withstand this most horrific of tortures. They are the true heroes.

This game, exists... I bet you wouldn’t have guessed that huh? No man, woman, screwdriver or any other sentient being should ever have to withstand torture, torture, historically has been used to extract information, punish disobedience / traitorous tendencies, and even, in one case, hurt somebody. This game is a form of torture, and yet I believe that every man, woman, screwdriver and every other sentient being should experience this game, because when you exit this game, having spent 5 hours beating the tutorial area and then being killed by a random dude at the end and having to do it again, having crawled through piles of radioactive muck and dabbled in the art of searching “fallout 2 what the hell is going on and what am I meant to do,” you become a new person, one who understands that the only real gods in the universe are the people who played fallout 1 and 2 and beat them when they were first released all them years ago, with no internet, and where no man had lain eyes on a computer since Alan Turing first discovered that commie ghosts had secretly been hiding in our great nations cows all this time and using their gizmos to spy on us. A paradox is often described as a cryptic, self contradictory text that reveals a kernel of truth about the nature of the world we live in, this is not a paradox, and fallout 2 is not a real game, it is a test of ones will and determination to prove ones superiority over the game, but many fall and only small few can withstand this most horrific of tortures. They are the true heroes.