Recent reviews by Dave

haunted castle is pretty good ngl

Jin can still suck a fat one 7 years later

Probably the best team of Season 1 tbh

Punch-Out as a First Person RPG sounds absolutely horrible.


Then Fight Knight proves that statement wrong.

This feels like if Blade and Sorcery had a child with Diablo.


I love it.

As much as I love Saints Row the Third, I'm gonna have to tell you to pass on this remaster.

It has major skybox issues, especially during cutscenes, the cutscenes have insane levels of screen tearing, the detail on some characters is actually worse than the original game, it tends to look very blurry(even with DoF turned off), and certain areas are way, way, WAY too dark(the prologue is so dark that its physically impossible to see anything).


I'd say wait for a patch before picking this one up.

fat

punching is fun

Shut up, Rodriguez.






Alright, you went past the meme, let me give you my personal thoughts.

I like this game.


This game seems like Serious Sam 3 if it took more inspiration from Serious Sam TSE and TFE. The maps are all really beautiful to look at, ranging from the streets of Italy to the fields of France. The enemies feel varied enough, and they come in huge numbers.

The guns also feel extremely satisfying to shoot. Whether it's blasting off a polyp's head with a pistol(which is my favorite by far in the series), to shooting Beheaded soldiers with the Shotgun. It all feels fantastic.

There's also some story now, which I've heard people criticize, but I've honestly lost my ♥♥♥♥ at some of these jokes. They're great.

There's also some fun little vehicle sections that are very short, though I wish those could be a bit longer.

Secrets also make a fun return, but I won't spoil what those do.


I've heard some people getting quite a few glitches, but other than some small framedrops, I can't relate to it.




Overall, right now I'd give the game a 7/10. The framedrops could be fixed, but other than that, I don't see much wrong with the game. Can't wait to see what the Workshop has in store.

I use this to play Payday 80% of the time. It's a blast, though it does need to fix some things.