Senaste recensioner av Stalker The English Dragon

I can't play this game because Tifa makes me too horny

$20 a month, two years without content

Huge brain

Uplay/Ubisoft store really is as bad as people say, after buying this and connecting it to a Uplay account, it stopped working after one day, the account no longer recognises me as owning the game so I cannot launch it no matter what I try, contacting steam support only got me a refund for the DLC season pass I had purchased, not the main game as I had over 2 hours of playtime, despite only being able to play the game once, for one day, before it stopped working.

I do not suggest this game to people at all, and I am very disappointed with steam support for their response to my issues.

Game is difficult and does not ween you into the mechanics during the campaign/tutorial

This is a solid 7.5/10 game, out of all the souls games i've played this however does rank among the lowest.

Some bosses feel catered towards specific builds, I do not believe the testers of this game used collosul weapons as even a "Light" attack with them on some bosses is slow enough to allow the boss to hit you before you are able to dodge, this was really pushed in my face during a CERTAIN boss with a lion on his back later on in the game.

A whole lot of jank, but also fun and lovely to look at, don't feel bad about cheesing some of the later bosses

I really enjoy immortal empires (The giant map combining all the factions) but i'm not a big fan of much else, I don't really do multiplayer or the main campaign but getting this game for immortal empires alone is worth it. The biggest issue is obtaining all the DLC requires you to buy two previous games, plus their DLC, then the DLC for this game too which is going to quickly add up to hundreds of £££.

CA please make affordable DLC packs of older content for newer players, it's silly to expect them to fork over so much money for such old content.

You can kill two members of BTS in this game

Co-op is busted as hell, single player is almost as busted

A solid 9/10 game, it starts to lose steam nearing the end in my opinion but overall a super great game

The grind is awful, that's the only downside i've seen in the game so far.

Even with the default loadouts it's very very fun and a one of a kind game right now on the market even if you're playing solo.

The grind really does push newer players away however, trying to get enough certs to make a decent loadout is awful after the initial cert boost from the first few levels. it's a 8/10 game with a 2/10 system for getting gear.