Recent reviews by Squeef(twitch.tv/crowdedcranium)

I get an erdtree in my pants everytime i play this.

The movement in this game feels like someone stuck there finger up your ass, and is whirling it around in a circle to force you to move around, but overtime as your ass loosens and you grow accustomed to the feeling and begin wondering "why do i enjoy this, how much more can i endure.", the answer is simple, just like the game, life is all about getting comfortable with the unexpected and finding joy in the strangest places.

Still less glitchy compared to madden.

12/10 highly reccomend.

Nothing says gameplay like a little bit of slavery.

The game is fun but extremely clunky. Has issues where players stop in there tracks when trying to do interceptions and swatting the ball, also when pressing the stiff arm button sometimes it doesn't register, and sometimes it doesn't register the boost from the running plays for the running back. Some plays just feel utterly stupid to run, sometimes when getting tackled the yard counter feels utterly wrong, i tackled someone well before the first down line and he ended up getting the first down anyway, and sometimes it feels as if it doesn't register correctly. This along side some other strange glitches/bugs that happen time to time just make the game right now not feel like its worth the grind. Just feels extremely clunky right now, but it definitely has a lot of potential. Definitely appreciate them not adding in a pay 2 win system, makes it more fair, but again the overall game right now is not something that is worth spending countless hours in when it feels like skill is not something that is reliable and can be constantly transferred, right now it feels like its just chance for some plays and you have no way to prevent it.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ company. 3 months on and no update/announcement stating when this so called "patch" for Steam Index is coming. Literally a waste of 40$ that steam refuses to return to me.

Feel like i'm in a black hawk down scenario every single time.

400 hours in, and i can confidently delete the default cube without tutorials. WE MADE IT.

Nothings scarier than war, the French, and Germans.
Truly terrifying.

VERY NICEU. Very Likey.