This game is like an unpredictable fart, you sit there expecting to relieve your body with a powerful rumbling thunder, letting the comfortable rush of pleasure run across your body as the pressure releases after you open the valve. Yet after the storm has settled, all you're left with is a rocket struggling too run at 2 frames per second and ♥♥♥♥ stained underwear. I mean even then, the upside of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your pants seems to outweigh this games current development state since it doesn't cost 60$ to buy a new pair of undies.

This game is like an unpredictable fart, you sit there expecting to relieve your body with a powerful rumbling thunder, letting the comfortable rush of pleasure run across your body as the pressure releases after you open the valve. Yet after the storm has settled, all you're left with is a rocket struggling too run at 2 frames per second and shit stained underwear. I mean even then, the upside of shitting your pants seems to outweigh this games current development state since it doesn't cost 60$ to buy a new pair of undies.