Recent reviews by Cortex Vortex

I LOVE CUBE!!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!111!!

10 of 10

Whoa springtap remind me of my uncle when he in my door...
it scare me ;-;
WHY UNCLE WHYY
Anyway this is a good one it very good.
i poop my red panties.
10 of 10
filled with wetness and poop now

This is a good chuck e cheese simulato
Scott pilgrim real make a godo horror.
wonder where all the walk went.
why security have no leg?
10 of 10

This is the best seuqle to farm valle on de bookface.
why sunflower take so long?
Why is da green peas shoot the zombie so much.
what zombie do to you green?
10 of 10
hit them in the balls green pea.

This game has noice roster from donald dump to mawio
to even amaraka flag.
i enjoy eating my friends.
sorry best fwiend fourevar :*(
10 of 10

Wow the Sequel to tf2 reall did break my mind.
i got to play with my bff forlief for once. he called me an idot for throwing a giant cloke at
him.
10 of 10

Dis is a great sequels to who iz your daddy.
i angry that you only play as daddy in dis one...and why did daddy get da wepaons? das not nice.
9 of 10. needs less boom boom.
P.S. Panties still wet.

Whoa. My panties was wetter then the game.
i got spook by the bonnies in the cities of rapesure
10 of 10.
would piss again.

This is a game great.
It reminds me of my younger years whne i was a litle children
10 of 10.
it great game i lovered it to bits.

This game was a very scary.
the light flash more then vietnom fleshback
10 of 10 would vietnom again.