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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 29 Dec, 2018 @ 7:03pm
Updated: 29 Dec, 2018 @ 7:23pm

WOW!!!

What a good game, I've never wanted to kill my.. I MEAN....... I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!! This game has such a to good of a good story? UMM.......... It's level design is like french wine, it's so amazing. And Mitchell, OH MAN!!! THIS GUY IS F*CKING CRAZY AND AWESOME DUDE !!!! "YOU F*CKED UP MY FACE!!" I love just it. This mod feels cannon to the Half-life Lore, best mod ever made. All those others mods called Black Mesa, Entropy Zero, Mission Improbable, Element 120, CAGED, Minerva, Human Error, Dangerous World, HL2 MMOD, HL ECHOES, Brutal Half-life and Dark Interval can go suck on HDTF'S ♥♥♥♥!!! F*ck those mods, who need's them anyways am I right!? THIS GAME IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN WILSON CHRONICLES AND PROSPEKT!! Hell, I got f*cking plssed off with Prospekt and Wilson Chronicles that I wrote two reviews for both games!!! Both developers even saw my reviews for their games. BUT HDTF, OH SH*T MAN!!!! I JlZZED MY PANTS JUST BY PLAYING THIS MOD!!!! AND THE WEAPONS??? OH GOD DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE WEAPONS!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I LOVE MY GUNS AND WEAPONS!!!! AND THESE GUNS WERE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................................................Hmm............. Okay guys, can you just wait here for a moment, thanks, I just need to check on something behind me...................................................................................................................... Okay I think I'm safe.
This game is like dog sh*t mixed with radiation!!!! And if you thought that I was serious about what I said then I'm gonna come over there and cut off your ball sack and then feed them to the homeless!!!
This game is horrendous and I question why it's on steam!! I even asked some reviewer if I should buy it, his short answer was basically "no." I should have listened to him. After I bought it, I took a long shower, I'm not even f*cking joking I really thought that I made a terrible mistake for buying this game. The weapons are all over the place, they don't make any scene and it doesn't fit with the lore of Half-life. This game is worse than I imagined; I knew it was bad, but not worse then a waste of se men. This game makes me f*cking hate Valve for even making this mod cost money!!! DO NOT F*CKING BUY THIS GAME, OR EVEN WHEN IT'S FREE!!!! BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!! PLEASE, JUST DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN IN AFRICA BY NOT BUYING THIS.................................. wait hold on, did you guys hear that? I mean I did, I'm going to go check it out. I'll be back .................................................................................. ........................................................................................... Okay it was nothing, I think I'm going insane. Where was I? Oh yeah, do not buy HDTF!!! This game is worse than the day I was born, and THAT'S SAYING A LOT!!!! I F*CKING REFUND THIS MOD BY THE WAY!
Wait hold on for a second, I keep hearing sh*t for no reason.
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11/10 Would smash, I love Wilson Chronicles and HDTF!!!!
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"WELL WELL, LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE BOYS, A BLACK OPS AND A MARINE, OORAH!!"
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