Recent reviews by Elephants Doing Crack

The reason why I love F.E.A.R is because of the combat, the weapons feels powerful, the weapons themselves are cool and fun to use, and the ragdolls are beautiful. Now the story is okay; however, the characters names are not rememberable, but I can remember what they did. The controls are good on PC because of keybody and mouse. The AI is fun to fight against. The ending to this game I always thought was dope. The horror in this game isn't that scary to me, maybe it's because I'm older or I played it so many times that I know what happens in every scene. But I would recommend this game to anyone, this game is fun and you'll have a great time. Unless you hate first person shooters

I hate this game, but I still play it



EDIT:

Not anymore RIP

God no

WOW! What a fu cking game am I right? I mean just look how much time I have spent with this game. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE? This game, in my opinion, is like Jesus coming back from the dead and making some zebra jump 50 feet in the fu cking air.

PROS:
- FU CKING EVERYTHING (Just Joking)
- The gameplay is as addictive as having sex with a dog... I mean human being.
- You can customize your own soldiers, I personally make them people I admire, family and friends.
- The aliens are fun to fight against.
- I love the development from the beginning to end. In the beginning, your equipment is dog
♥♥♥♥♥ and makes you want to kill yourself. But at the ending of the game, you are god.

CONS:
- Is the game bull5hIt at times? YES
- Can this game be frustrating at times? YES!!!
- Can you lose the game after playing 50 hours straight? YES
- Will this game make you want to throw yourself out the window? Well not really, it really makes me want to throw my fu cking computer at my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dachshund!

Even though the cons seem like they would turn people off, it didn't for me because this game is drugs. HELP ME!!!
PLEASE!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!

Sorry about that, I don't know what got in me. 11/10 WOULD SMASH!!!!

Get it for mods.