Recent reviews by Apprentice Electrician

Absolute trash. 0/10 literally unplayable

Pros:
+Easy to find guns(or so Ive been told)
+Free
+Quick server joining

Cons:
-The intro music is SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOUD
-Menu UI is horrible(hold down m1 instead of clicking I mean WTF is that?)
-Upon joining, I was Immediately mowed down by someone(repeat this by 4)
-Unbearable lag. I would at least get a giggle out of trying to run or jump away, but you CANNOT move. As in I had to stop every 2 steps so the world could catch up. (potato setting on a decent computer)
-"beginner" servers.What the ♥♥♥♥ is even the point of a beginner server if theres still PV-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-P. At least let people test out their settings or learn how the game works before they are gunned down not a foot from where they spawned.
-CHARACTORS! What the ♥♥♥♥ is even the point? Its just another hoop you have to jump throught to actually play the spawn and get shot simulator.
-Pay to win. A very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay to not resource win. NO survival PVP game should have a pay to get a good wepon mechanic. It just ruins the game

I saw this as a free alternative to other similar survival games *cough*because its a DayZ ripoff*cough*All in all this is a trash game, like E.T for the atari bad.

>be me
>be off on a flight to somewhere with my kid Timmy
>plane crashes
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.jpg
>I wake up in a daze as a red dude takes Timmy
>I pass out again
>thank the lord that my kids gone
>build a sick ass base in some clearing
>some normies come check my sick base out
>they seem to not like it
>they laugh at me
>just like my 8th grade bully Jesse
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I become enraged and kill the normies whith a rock
>after a while i get bored of my sick base
>go in a cave
>find a keycard
>find a fatty-fatty 2x4 cannibal
>ohshitwaddup.mp4
>kill it by repeatedly making and throwing spears
>leave cave and decide to look for what the keycard goes to
>go into the sinkhole
>kill lots of fatty-fattys at the bottom by the same method
>find a vault door
>open it with the keycard
<<<<<SPOILERS BE AHEAD>>>>>

>go inside
>kill more ♥♥♥♥
>find my son
>meh
>the red dude is dead, stabbed with crayons
>deserves him right, making me find my son.
>i now realise, since he wasnt whining for chicken tendies, that hes dead
>yeahhhboiii.mp3
>go farther in and find some console
>says "ACTIVATE?"
>go on /b/ and ask what to do
>they vote activate
>here goes nothing
>i activate the device
>turd nugget in the ceiling starts to spin and turn blue
>place flys by and crashes
>fade to black

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10/10 alpha game theres so much to do for it being ONLY HALF WAY DONE. It is not nearly as buggy as some say, as I have had NO game breaking bugs. The building system is amazing and fun. This game gets 100x better if you have a friend to play with. i have had the game for three days and have put 40 hours into it to build, build, explore, kill, and build some more. Only better deal you could find is prob gmod.

I bought this game when it first came out and played how i do (high chaos) and replaying it now (low chaos) seems like a completely different game. i am now exited to play the dlc i never played and dishonered 2 when it comes out.

TL;DR

11/10 would gather for whiskey and cigars again