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Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain



I smell goyslop!!! w-What is GOYSLOP doing here?!? Ohmygosh what am I going to do?!? THERES GOYSLOP HERE IM FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice deep breath.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love goyslop so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious goysent! It's driving me goyCRAZYIIIIII If u are goyslop and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiiiii goyslop!!!!! I love you!
Daddy's rules for Princess:
-No driving while texting, unless at a stoplight
-No being rude to daddy while being angry, daddy can misunderstand and then think it is against him
-When told to do something, but stressed Princess simply says "In a bit please, daddy" as to show respect toward daddy's demand, but not getting stressed while doing it
-Always be respectful to daddy, or a punishment shall be given
-No back talking
-No drugs while driving, unless at the backseat of the car
-Always "bother" daddy when upset or paranoid
-Bedtime at 12 in week days, and 2 in weekends, during daddy or princess's vatication it's 3-4
-No going anywhere without telling daddy where
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♥♥♥ hurts 100000000000 times more then hand sanitizer when it gets in cuts, so DO NOT ♥♥♥ ON YOUR HAND WHEN YOU HAVE A CUT!!! Last night this happened and it was rolling around on the floor for 20 minutes after so Do Not ♥♥♥ in cuts, it hurts so bad