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Not Recommended
6.1 hrs last two weeks / 2,104.4 hrs on record (423.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Nov, 2019 @ 12:57pm
Updated: 4 Jun, 2024 @ 7:53pm

ew
how do i kill people
i click the mouse button
and it doesn't work
stinky gam,e
DON'T BUY!!!!

UPDATE:
yeah. still sucks.

UPDATE 2:
I joined a community server recently. I think I was willing to give the game another shot ever since I went to that PC Repair Store trying to get this game to work for 6 years, and eventually the guy figured out you can connect a controller to this game, which is the only method I had to play. There I joined a server. It was just called 'FNAF'. Only two slots were available, and someone had already filled it. As I joined, I slowly looked around, the sticks on my extremely dirty, defiled white Xbox 360 controller from years of rubbing it in mud piles in anger after my team lost in a Call of Duty match. I loaded in, chose red team as it was the only option available and picked the scout class. I was then spawned in a recreation of the Five Nights at Freddy's security office area, seemingly lit by an interpretation of what yellow fluorescent bulb lights would look like in a room like this. I was only able to express a few moments of sentience before the other player in the game immediately flew to my face, seemingly perfectly tracking where the middle of my screen was. It was a pyro with no cosmetics named 'inferno', who I could only assume at the time to be a moderator. The person typed in the chat box, and I squinted my low light laptop monitor to see this :

- "yo"

I couldn't respond back, none of my inputs on keyboard or mouse were registering, the right stick of my controller having to crack hardened pieces of mud flakes from the inside to even respond. The controller had such little tactile response, yet the only option I had was to nod. I made a pathetic, and slow up and down motion to this person, nodding at them to try and show I had some sentience.

- "u know u can type if youre free to play"

I don't know why I was put on the spot like this. It pissed me off. I couldn't type in the first place and this person assumes I wouldn't have tried? Seriously? I was so angry. I was furious. I wanted them gone from my sight, as they were still sticking in the middle of my screen. I shot my shotgun at them. They died instantly. The moment I did however, a chat message came up saying 'inferno' was banned from the server. Did I do that? I tried to quit, but the 'A' button on my Xbox 360 controller started to not register my inputs. I could only get to the pause screen, where I saw something peculiar. This inferno character seemed to have appeared on my friends list. I checked my phone. They're on my friends list. I never friended them. I try to unfriend them, but the option does not appear. On their profile, they have no games. Not even Team Fortress 2. I'm frantically trying to figure out what just happened, if that's a common occurrence. But then I see a player fly again towards my screen, just barely, as my game was still paused. Through the pause menu, I see the outline of a character, but their model is completely black. I exit the pause menu. I check the leader board, no one is in the game. No chat message saying anyone has joined. All I can see is this perfectly still, unrecognizable model of something, not identifiable of any distinct class, rather a tall, black, lanky model. I move backwards, and this thing still follows me. I notice it is slowly getting closer to me, arms out on each side, legs straight, and getting closer to filling my camera. I keep shooting, and the model distorts violently. Each time I shoot, my scout takes fire damage, and the burning sound effect kept getting louder and louder, becoming loud and unrecognizable. As this strange model nearly enveloped my character, my game froze. The sound of the game repeating itself. I tried moving my mouse now that I am out of the game, and it worked, and I rapidly clicked the game so I could close it. As the game closed completely, steam said it was still running. I don't understand. Ever since I've felt cold. My controller has been becoming more dark each day, and my computer keeps running out of storage, and when I check to see what's flooding my space, I see an application for a split second and no more. I don't know what this game has done, or if this was intentional, but I hate it. I hate it and I want no more of it. It has enraged me beyond belief. And inferno is still in my friends list. I can't remove them. I don't know what to do.
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4 Comments
TTV_Pog7 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:25pm 
okay this is so real
Em__B 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35am 
Fake
Xtraboy the Drool Tonguer 2 Jun, 2020 @ 4:28am 
Holy shit kid you're so wrong. I have a 2k gaming rig set up to play TF2 and other games like it. My lag is zero, and my connection is probably ten times more powerful then yours. If you really think that my review is a "lie", maybe you should actually play the game to see my standpoint.
Em__B 10 Nov, 2019 @ 11:02pm 
LIES HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN A PC TO PLAY TF2 IN THE FIRST PLACE