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To cut it short before my rant, Killing Floor 3 is a really good game.

The amount of hate that this game is getting is crazy. I get it, many people are disappointed because some features from killing floor 2 are not seen in the game, but keep in mind, this is the sequel not a remaster. The game just came out and it’s the first patch and people are already complaining about all sorts of things like syringes being limited and the fact that battle passes exist now.

To put it in perspective, battle passes are no different to the dozens of bundles we had for killing floor 2, and the syringes being limited, so what? It adds a bit of challenge and a new way and feel of how to play the game.

As far as performance in this game, I play on an i5 11600k cpu and a Nvidia rtx 3060. I play on medium graphics (mostly because I don’t really care if a game looks perfect or not) but I get 60 frames without issue and the game still looks beautiful as hell. Unless these people complaining are playing on 1980 box tvs and desktop pcs, I really see no issue with performance right now (AND THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED ON THE ROADMAP THAT THEY WILL BE UPDATING THE PERFORMANCE OF THE GAME).

Also many people complain about the guns being limited. Guys, this is the first patch. Let’s be real here. Let’s put out thinking goggles on and imagine that they will probably. Sorry. Ahem… MOST DEFINITELY will be adding more guns as also shown on the road map.

The variety of missions throughout the different maps is also a cool new touch to the sequel. And the music feels better as ever like killing floor 2.

So overall, is Killing Floor 3 a good sequel? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yes. Let’s keep in mind the developers listened to us when we said some stuff was wrong on the first stress test, so they ended the beta, and fixed the stuff. We aren’t working with Overkill and Starbreeze here. I swear if I see one more comment about “next Payday 3” I’m gonna crash out.

Anyway, thats about content.

Regarding the bugs that are in the game, as much as some of the bugs are relatively annoying, they will work on this following next week. We are acting like every game is supposed to have the most perfect patch 1, lets be realistic and realize that this is not possible, they need to see how the game will run with their max players, and the problems arose when the population within the servers began to increase.

I feel like impatience is a big problem that lots of people have with games now, and with many games this can often be a way of thinking, but with Killing Floor 3 it is not. Lets not act like we don't know Tripwire won't listen to us.

Anyway, have nice day.

A Tragedy Most Foul: The Tale of Madden XXV

Oh foul creation, sprung from the loins of Electronic Arts, thou art a blemish upon the face of sport and software alike. Dost thou call thyself football? Nay, thou art but a digital gangbang in disguise, a torment most vile, where brave warriors — nay, fools — step upon the field only to be defiled at the snap of the ball.

Mine quarterback? Poor gentle soul, doth fumble as though the pigskin were possessed by Beelzebub himself. The offensive line? Paper shields held by trembling children. Lo, the defense descendeth upon me as if summoned by Satan’s horn, a legion of demons thirsting not for victory, but for violation most grotesque.

Each drive becometh a ritual of humiliation, each pass a prayer unanswered. Nay, not a sport, but a torment — a molestation of mechanics, a plague upon all who dare press "Start". My will to play is torn asunder like the sinews of a fallen knight.

The Ultimate Team? A pit of vipers, dressed in coin and microtransaction — a den of thieves cloaked in “content”, where hope is bartered for packs, and dignity for digital cards of false idols.

Art thou servers lagged? Aye. Art thou animations crude and unnatural? Verily. Thy commentary loopeth like a jester drunk on piss. And thy glitches — oh! thy glitches! — they dance upon the field like spirits unhinged.

Wouldst I recommend this wretched title? Nay, not to my kin, not to mine enemies, not to the rats that dwell beneath mine floorboards. Let this disc be shattered, ground to dust, and cast into the wind with a curse on its code.

Madden 25 is no mere game — it is a blight upon thine soul. An insult to mine senses, and a burden no man should bear. I’d sooner duel a dragon with naught but wit than play another down of this accursed monstrosity.

May the devs find repentance, and may this travesty be forever banished from the annals of gaming.

This game is so underrated. It is really good and fun. It has a lot of cool features and you can level up a lot of cool stuff. I recommend this game 100%

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Cool and scary at most, but ♥♥♥♥ when it comes to ammo.

HEEEEEEEELP! HELP MEEEEEEEEE! HEEEEEEEELP

yes HEEEEEEELP

I always feel like I am going to lose everything I ever gained and thats the fun part of this game, literally Escape from Tarkov

This isn't Streamer Life Simulator, its legit just Life Simulator.