>creates character whose a fighter yet sucks at fighting
>scavenges a yall-mart
>finds machete and a ♥♥♥♥ ton of food
>drives through a log cause the piece of ♥♥♥♥ couldnt move it and nearly died
>stops at an apartment building with a bark banner
>find a dog named "King"
>takes the dog with him
>stops at traders camp to get healed
>goes to the camps doctor
>sees an option that isnt usually there
>King robs the doctor
>decides: ♥♥♥♥ paying food for healing
>the duo robs the doctor and gtfo
>some say, that duo are still driving to canada to this day, with the human behind the wheel and the dog robbing hitchikers

>creates character whose a fighter yet sucks at fighting >scavenges a yall-mart >finds machete and a shit ton of food >drives through a log cause the piece of shit couldnt move it and nearly died >stops at an apartment building with a bark banner >find a dog named "King" >takes the dog with him >stops at traders camp to get healed >goes to the camps doctor >sees an option that isnt usually there >King robs the doctor >decides: fuck paying food for healing >the duo robs the doctor and gtfo >some say, that duo are still driving to canada to this day, with the human behind the wheel and the dog robbing hitchikers