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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.6 hrs on record
Posted: 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:41pm
Updated: 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Alcatraz - a classic place you don't want to be in. Unless you're going on a tour to Alcatraz and you're not staying there permanently. Nobody wants to be imprisoned on an island, especially our Joe.
It's a story of two star-crossed lovers named Joe and Christine falling into the depths of murders and lies that they set up along their journey. Both of them are playable characters. Joe's goal is to escape Alcatraz and swim for shore. Doesn't matter who he takes out along the way. Christine's goal is to help Joe from the outside of prison since he has a leash on her - a huge amount of money that keeps her grounded by his side, and maybe her love for him. I can't tell what she loves more - her husband or her husband's money.
This is a great noir game and it has a swell amount of Jazz. Sure, loading times are a little long and the characters' movement is rough and awkward, but it's definitely worth a play. It's a unique point & click game and it's definitely not for kids. The game has 3 endings, save early and make sure to play them all! I recommend playing as a bad guy with a bad attitude all the time just to see the extra gameplay. Some of it is NSFW.
If you ever wondered how it feels to be a criminal but you weren't born one - just play this game!
I give it 5 bags of 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
And a fat load of 💰 that will be enough to leave your old life behind.
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