Recent reviews by Rock Lobster

Great actors, interesting plot. I like the part where James is high. James is always high. Let's talk about poppy pods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXAEgCi5vtw
Looking forward for pt.2 \m/

This game has changed my life. I became popular with m'ladies thanks to the lovemaking skill. Anyone who has two functioning fingers can learn the act of penetration. Alt+LeftShift+Num Lock and your fingers become Num (it's worth it). Do not be distressed when you begin to think that it's a waste of time. Be patient and you'll notice the change within a week. The more you sweat in times of peace the less you bleed in war.
Let this presentation open your mind. There's only one last thing that I wanted to warn you about: there's no way back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWTgvRGwzWg

I'm Eric and I find this offensive.
10 Erics/10 Erics

This is not a visual novel, so don't be surprised there won't be given any choices and different endings to you. It's a short kinetic novel and quite an interesting one. First thing that startled me in the menu was "Begin Game"and "Begin Part Two". When I played the first part, I didn't realize that it was on the loop after a certain scene. So I was skipping it like an imbecile for at last 2 minutes straight. I was confused. Only then I remembered there is a part two. That was unnecessary. The whole idea of it is not new but the characters and the whole situation made it interesting. I would have never guessed that Eldin is 10 years old. The way he talks and acts (not to talk about his body build). Unique art style and the animations are over the top. I've never seen anything quite like this in a visual novel before. It's a really nice touch. Too bad this beaut didn't last long. It kept me thinking when I was done with it. Since there's no ending and there's no actual beginning, it'll be a real shame to close the case when it's unfinished. All in all it's a good kinetic novel and I'd love to learn more about the characters; about the mad older sibling and the different reality.

Atmospheric eerie (where in the world can you pick up a poor bleeding crow and place it in your pocket when it's still slightly moving its wings and crying out and then end its suffering with a deadly swing of the hammer?) point and click horror game with brilliant soundtrack. Reminds me some classic horror literature. It's like reading a novel. Really interesting. I enjoyed looking for secrets and that eye mark reminded me Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth save system (you know, that symbol on a wall that shaped like an eye)
That moment in the last episode when the weeping angels surround you reminds me of Doctor Who "Don't Blink" episode. Creeps me out everytime.

Better play the Train of Afterlife instead of this. Much better experience.

Risk of pain. Am I rite? eheheh.
It's raining men, hallelujah! Joke, it's raining blood, sweat and tears. eh.
EH.

Nice visual novel for one single playthrough. I was excited about wooing other characters after I made Sam my loyal pardner in crime but the excitement and my boner wasn't worth it. Your neck always ends up being ravished by every male character. The sex scenes and the lines stay the same. The only things that change are the names and the CG; you just read over and over through the same text. True, it was interesting in the first playthrough but then the writer became so lazy about writing different scenes and different lines for every character it almost made me drop a tear of disappointment. The writing and the voice acting was good (Malix and Diana rock my socks off); all this hard work felt a bit wasted. Every character should be unique it their own way. Unfortunately it felt as if they're clone stormtroopers.
The bloopers are the only thing I enjoyed from beginning to end. Great job at voice acting.

Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey Stuff or There and Back Again and Again and Again...and Again. This game is as cheesy as a fumunda cheese. The main character is as boring as a plot; my favorite thing about him is that he can run. Nice artwork and voice acting (I did skip most of the cutscenes and briefly read them though). I don't mind the slow adventures at all (as long as the main character can run), the storyline is just too boring. Read a book or watch a good movie instead.

You know who else is solar powered?
My mom!
Frank is the master of disguise. NOT.

Kay, bye. Never again, sIuttу afk females. I still don't understand who's the chick that is idling on the right side of the screen. Is she the MC? Well, I don't care anyway. Fudge this fingering simulator and its DLC. Piece of craр.