Recent reviews by Rock Lobster

When I launched the game for the first time I had no idea what to expect from it. I was just curious. I was surprised by how atmospheric this game is. Sure, it's short but in this short time you can learn about characters and their story. Maybe not entirely; there're some things to wonder about. Which is another charm for this game. If you have the patience and you're willing to listen them out, then you have nothing to lose. You might even get attached to some characters, that's how real they seem. My favorite one is Ben the Benji - protagonist's little bro. I fell in fap, i mean 'love', with his mad writing skills. His stories are darn awesome. I read them holding my breath. That's how cool they are. The Drunkard story is my favorite. I wish there were a blog or something where I could find more of his works. I also simply loved that part of the game when Benji starts telling Kelly a story about the Beast and how they're both so into the story that the sirens and intense thunderstorm suddenly become quiet. And when there's lightning, you can catch a glimpse of the Beast which makes the story even more amazing.
Extras are delicious, too. Kelly's photo project is fun to check out, the soundtrack is gold and Ben's stories are simply <3 'Nuff said.

Farther in the game you're able to make 3 wishes: turn into a likeable plumber, have a cool moustache, and an Italian accent. It's a me, Mario! Thanks, fellow leprechaun. I will love you forever.
Really reminds me of the Spiderwick Chronicles.

A short nice game. Feels like Yume Nikki and Finding Teddy combined. It's quite straightforward but I still like it.
"Have you heard about the 'internet'?"

Can spell pеnis.
8\8 would Hodor again

Pandora's box. Why do humans desire to open it? This visual novel reminds me of an anime that I recently saw. It's called Shinsekai yori (aka From the New World). The X kid, ESP and Pandora's box reference. Gotta love the storytelling.
Oure is <3

"You look like a bathroom symbol." Intestinal ending gave me an orgasm, And not to mention pizza zombies, mushroom clouds, Playbot and Wedding Quake. I've seen everything.
666/666 would swing wing again

It's a good chill and slow paced game. Shows that family is something you need to work on. If there's no teamwork, then you're doomed.
You doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor.

7\10 would disappoint my dad again

Brilliant voice acting, bravo. Great story and characters. Some ghosts made me want to wash my brain. Like that woman in the graveyard that didn't like how her gravestone looked so much like the others. Freaking high elf.
Felt as if Salem was a maze. I'm a bad navigator and Salem made me realize it even more.

tcl to the rescue! owait, nevermind

9/10 will lose my mum in the supermarket Salem again. Panic! in the Salem

Taking Mineko's path was a bit painful to read. I'm not a grammar nazi; my grammar is pretty lame but that "your" instead of "you're" gave me cancer at least 3 times. Making the same mistake over and over again is quite sad.
I quite enjoyed this visual novel. Even though there're contradictions and the music kinda repeats. Asumi's taste in underwear is fine.

7/10 would cosplay with Kaori again

Let's pretend this never happened. There is no sparkle, no chemistry between us. I was drunk and you were the game that I noticed in the wrong place at the right time. It's not me, it's you. 10 minutes in this game and I'm sober. Screw this game, it reminds me that I'm still a virgin.
plot twist: I wasn't drunk
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6\9 would fap and cry again