Recent reviews by Rock Lobster

Man, this game has some AWESOME music! Great ost, I love it. Eargasming everytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oODJ9Qd2Bms

NMS buff:
Naked mole rat protection. Reduces your fear of naked mole rats by 50%

UML buff:
Under-milk lights. Your armor lights up in every color of the rainbow when you dunk it in milk

SAV buff:
Save game. Allows you to go back on rubbish decisions and lets you do things again. The buff lasts for half an hour

Buy this game, it's totally worth it. The diet mana potion with zero calories is a bonus.
http://youtu.be/aC42HhGFI0Y

"The moral of the story is:
You can do whatever you want. As long as you keep your free will. Even if it means stabbing an old man in a wheelchair to death. The end."

My favorite ending is when Lilli contradicts Dr. Marcel. The first time (and not the last i bet) when Lilli actually says what's on her mind, she finally stands up for herlself. When she becomes furious at Dr. Marcel and everyone else in this damned world, it's such a beautiful sight to watch. You go girl! Finally, some attitude. The final battle with Mother Superior was cool, enough combos to try 'em out. Fun puzzles, too. Monkey Island reference when you get the Deja Vu achievement ("I think I've been here before..."). I got into the game when I were at least 3.5 hours in it, it gets really interesting farther so I'm glad i didn't drop it. Great credits song, you can see Bee-man enjoying his freedom flying. Finally, a character that isn't dead. Goblins didn't get to paint his corpse in pink. Sweet artwork. This game isn't as crazy as the previous one (less good old Harvey, less Edna, more Lilli). Nevertheless, I enjoyed playing it and I don't regret it.

like a sir fight a bear-raged-unicorn who spits rainbow at you. i am suitably in awe. defeat Bearicorn to prove you're no fancy man.

this game has an interesting start: escaping the prison, learning the secret fighting technique for the first time, taking the quest and going on an adventure. the part where Amanda appears is when you see that the voice acting is bad. really bad. i appreciate the jokes, but they're not that funny. they're as 'meh' as this game is in general. a waste of time. there's a part when Jack is up for making his ♥♥♥♥ bigger. it's in the title, too. "The Fire Within" is actually an >erection<, believe it or not. this game is all about making your ♥♥♥♥ grow, that's it. adios

what a marvelous music and artwork. lovely characters, too (madame Ghede is one of my favorites). the main character isn't one of the naive young lassies from your fairytales. i never liked these fairytales about princesses and such but this story is not about the main character herself, i got to know the other characters too. and they're as important as the main character (her stepsisters, for example. they have their own good and bad flaws). there's no dull personalities, every character has his own unique personality - his own story (everyone besides prince. who cares about the prince anyway?). trying to get all the endings, don't want to miss a thing. i love visual novels and this one is definitely one of my favorites. makes me want to read everything there is to this visual novel. it's not too long nor too short. it made me forget about time while playing it. did i mention that the music is eargasming? cheers.

good story. i loved the main character. creature, that is. it's a little sad he doesn't have a name, but it only shows that name isn't that important. i came to love the creature because of his good intentions. he's too kind and gentle, it brings a manly tear to my eye.

huzzah, Droggeljug!

smells like Stephen King.
you can offer your kinky "mother" some sexy quality time. also, dem fabulous firemen, aww yea.

oh boy am i glad i knew nothing about this game 3-5 years ago. this game makes you violent, the pink blooded 'muricans said so.

road runner cartoons yey!

Omnomnom, crab cakes. Bootylicious.
10/10 i'd eat dat