Recent reviews by Rock Lobster

You are hot like wire. You object of fire. You wrap my heart in desire. Approve my visa.

Cool short game about best bro-buddies. Thank you Jim, but our Bud is in another castle. Also, cool cockroaches don't look at explosions.

That twist. It's better than Vader being daddy. I can die happy now. Nageki is my husbandu.

Rufus finally gets the girl and i don't know if to laugh or cry. He can be a real jerk sometimes. Toni is hot. Spunky Goal is hot. Donna is adorable. Bozo's bambina is a charming lady. I love that game better than the first one.

I remember playing it a long time ago. It was my first point&click adventure experience. A masterpiece indeed.
Seeing how Kate raced the wind and Sonic himself at the end of the game...all aboard the adventure train! I'm so proud of Kate. I didn't know she could run so fast, it's a nice surprise. Made me tear up a bit. Best ending. The adventure awaits in the second game.

Playing this game while intoxicated. Just no. No.

Despite the plot, characters and dark atmosphere, this game is beautiful. Mitzi is a ray of sunshine, and I ship them. Susan and Mitzi, that is. While Susan is living and can't stop thinking about death, Mitzi, on the other hand, is dying and dreams about life. They complete each other.
I am not a fan of horror, since I'm not brave enough. But I wanted to play this beaut so badly, and now I'm proud of myself that I didn't give up on this masterpiece. This game is really inspiring. It doesn't tell you the beautiful lies about oh-so-sweet-life. The story tells you the sad truth about life. How life can break people. How it can twist their minds. It's easy to go insane, lose all your hope and push people away because you're scared of trusting them. I have trust issues and I bet that I'm not the only one who can relate. I was so suspicious of Mitzi before. I'm glad she wasn't one of the maggots. People take chances every time they decide to trust somebody. If Susan wasn't ready to take that risk, she wouldn't have learned anything from this. The ending is as real as it might get, so I'm not sad about it at all. After all, it's not just a tale. Susan is smart, she won't lose herself again. Not after she was lucky to meet such a great friend as Mitzi. Now, I'm not saying that she'll live in happiness till the end of her days. It's only the beginning. She has become stronger and she stopped running away from her past. She accepted the fact that the future is in her hands.
I really like the music, by the way.

I don't need to make my father proud because the tutorial master is proud of me already. Just watch me, sensei, I won't let you down!

nice claw simulator

I can finally say it. It's the worst detective plot ever. I thought I was so close to solving the biggest mystery - the glasses case. Abnormal glasses that end up lying in every single bed on the ship. Whose glasses are those? Where did they come from? Shinpachi-kun? Maybe the Flying Dutchman secretly loves to read? I mean, they're always in the sex scene. Uh...I mean CRIME SCENE. Yeah, crime!