Recent reviews by Rock Lobster

This game is like a pretty shell, but empty. The characters are badly written, especially the main character - they have no personality and they're very PG13 if it makes sense. The story was boring and the ending was a disappointment. The side quests and enemies are very repetitive, and nothing in this game really stands out to me. It just looks pretty as a walking simulator but nothing more than that. I miss the old Harry Potter games, especially "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".

The Nine Day Ritual - An Event Guide:
Our cult of Mammon has dedicated everything to Lord Mammon's resurrection. Bishop Kim eventually discovered a way to pull it off.
It is a nine day ritual called "Novena Diabolos".
The requirements for the ritual are as follows:
First - we need five demons serving as potential vessels for our great Lord Mammon,
Second - these five will have to be summoned by martyrs following our cause,
Third - a chosen one must choose a vessel and perform the last step.
These are only the absolute basics in simple terms.
Selected martyrs must perform the rituals to call forth these monsters, and the chosen one can not be allowed to know of the role he plays in this divine event.
To ensure this, he is to be kept away from other people as much as possible and should remain undisturbed.
The event shall commence soon. As a resident of Hope Hill Village, your task is to make everything go smoothly for all parties involved: the martyrs, the demons and the chosen one.

You play as the "chosen one", a reporter that's on a mission to find missing persons. You're stranded in Hope Hill Village, surrounded by heavy fog. Along the way you meet 5 pretty ladies that you can interview about missing people cases. Your mission is to find the truth and escape from the village alive together with the girl that you believe is human. If your deductions are wrong, and the girl that you picked is a demon in disguise, then you get killed by her on your last day. If you chose the human, then you get to see a happy ending with her (not necessarily a romantic ending). Only 1 of those ladies is human, the rest are demons (this is randomized with each playthrough). More and more villagers sacrifice themselves and you have to investigate the death scenes to find more about the demons that they summon to kill them.
The five demons are: a fox spirit, a vampire, an undead, a witch and a succubus. And they're sacrificing villagers for Satan apparently. This is essentially a randomized puzzle and you have to deduct who's not the killer by crossing out girls that are potential killers. Every girl has her own sad story so don't be easily fooled by them, look for proof and info about those demons. This is quite challenging, Sumi really broke my heart (her story was so well written, I cry every time).

This game teaches you the difference between love, lust and fear. The main character D thinks with his di сk and summons eldritch gods to smooch them; he also brings his world to ruins while he's at it ((he was serious)). You think the male praying mantis knows fear while he's getting some? Hell no!
This was a really good mix of horror and comedy. There are no other games like it! They're either too serious or too goofy. This one, though, takes the cake.

Credits rolled in at least 7 times and you can't skip them...Unnecessary long and boring.

The fact that this is one of the rare games that's translated to Hebrew...! Super impressed! Hopefully, more games can get translated to Hebrew.

I was so happy to see this phenomenal game come out with a surprise release and I couldn't help but buy it! I'm an old fan of the Cat Lady, Downfall and Lorelai, but Burnhouse Lane really feels closest to the Cat Lady and I was happy to see a familiar face!! But very saddened by her final end when she was set free T_T
There was so much love poured into this game, in fact, it was made by 2 people - Rem and Michal and, let me tell you something, the graphics and the sound in this game couldn't have been better! Freaking amazing job, everyone.
The most interesting character for me was Aarno (his voice actor's name is Aarno in real life as well), such a mysterious dude, I really hope he's killing it out there and making the best time of his life. Wherever he is!

Amazing game for those who love deep storytelling. It didn't make sense at first but in the end all the stories and characters intertwined in the most perfect way. Inmost soundtrack is simply a treat! If anyone is still struggling with the meaning of the game, this video explains it the best:
https://youtu.be/Nhlt2Mjd4vA

This is pure trash, what the official screenshots and trailer show is soooo misleading. The devs describe their crap game like this: "Nudity or Sexual Content, Frequent Violence or Gore, General Mature Content". It's not "general mature content" when a freaking teenager gets her butt impaled on a spike. Or another teen gets sawed in half. Don't confuse "lolitas" with actual underage characters (they're only 16 years old). This is disgusting and was created just to shock people like me that just wanted to play a survival horror RPG. Or maybe it was created to please those weirdos that wack off to gore. Kio's Adventure is nothing like Mad Father, IB, and The Witch's House. At least those 3 games have an actual plot. Please, get mental help, mr. dev.
Never gonna finish this game. Go play Omori instead of wasting your nerves on this.

If you want to mindlessly work instead of playing a fun video game, get this boring and broken game. It looks like it could still be in early access, that's how bad it is. There's some gameplay, but it's all tasks and no play. All the tasks are the same, rewards are puny and plowing a field is the absolutely worst. Bad voice acting, NPCs are exactly the same, the MC can't go beyond his few flirty lines with female NPCs and repetitive gossip, and some weather and politics talk with men NPCs.
What female NPCs like:
1. You look so pretty today.
2. Did you hear the latest news?
What male NPCs like:
1. You don't look so well, are you all right?
2. Those crazy politicians, what were they thinking?

Charming detective story about an ABC serial killer, although a little clunky. I was looking forward to the letter X to see who's the victim with a name like that. Luckily for them, the killer could only spell from A to C.