Recent reviews by Rock Lobster

I like this game. The story and the characters nothing special, but it's not too cheesy. I have a feeling it's the same detective lady in games like this, even the voice is the same. It's been a while since I encountered a cult in a HOG. The locations are pretty. On a side note - why anything creepy should involve "maple"?

Thanks. I'm sorry your friends are dead. That's just the way it is.
The writer of this visual novel probably didn't hit his pubes yet. You can find this kind of gay fanfiction everywhere. It's so weak, it's impossible to take the game seriously. I don't know about you, but I laughed my crack off. This game has the most generic and boring characters ever:

-The inkeeper. Cheesy megane-girl, the quiet type that likes to sit with a cup of coffee and a cigar in her hand in the rainy weather. The creator wanted to make the vanilla chick seem so mysterious and kinky, he came off as a try-hard. A couple of new outfits isn't a real disguise, you numbnut. I can't believe these stupid teenagers fell for it.
-The journalist freaking gamer grill with a choker that doesn't give a crap when her geeky boyfriend gets killed. "The password doesn't work on my laptop! Save me, hacker loveboy, and I'll blow you!". You know she has the black belt at sucking.
-The geeky hacker that ends up being paranoid of his journalist girlfriend, saying she might be the maniac.
-The blonde model that only cares about bathing salts that get her high and make her forget about everything. Her one and only fear is BOREDOM and definitely not a messed up killer on the loose.
-The dumb jock that only wants to nail the model. He's going out with her...Kinda...? Blames the nerd couple of murder.

In any case, the visual novel is funny for the first playthrough. It gets repetetive if you play as another character. It's not real horror, you know? Jason, please, kill everyone.
But hey, they mentioned the Sandman by Neil Gaiman. Brilliant comic, go read it.

What if Phoenix Wright had commas instead of eyebrows?
Finished it in one breath. Simple story about a kindhearted Kappa that was accused of murder. The animation is captivating, and everything else in this game is endearing. The atmosphere, soundtrack, characters and voice actors are just right. The puzzles are simple enough for a kid to solve. I wish there were a sequel, one can dream. Who is that charming redheaded girl?
Sally reeks of sex appeal...I can swear on my mum this is not my slime this time

So straightforward! If I were to choose between the Witcher 1 or 2, I'd choose the first one. Not much freedom in the Assassins, too much political drama and betrayal, not enough sexual encounter (are Ves and Triss the only ones?), NOT ENOUGH SIDE QUESTS (most side quests are dice, arm-wrestling and monster hunting that you get from the bounty board), you could fail some quests if you advance through the plot too far and if you don't gather all the quest items for future side quests beforehand (does it make sense?), you can't travel to previous locations in previous chapters.
The game gives you a couple of choices, then again, it doesn't seem enough. The biggest bummer is that it's not an "open world".
Sure, the first game had this super annoying quest at the end of the game, but there was a lot of exploration which made me want to discover more about that game. But not the Witcher 2.
The Witcher 2 is almost like Life is Strange with those little decisions. I did enjoy the game, but not as much. I might as well just read the novel, the whole story is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlnpylBWQg

A wannabe nazi steampunk game.

The story might be cheesy, but I enjoyed this game. The puzzles are entertaining, the artwork is beautiful, the voice acting is swell and there are plenty of elusive objects and spirits to find.

It's as timey wimey as it gets. My favorite part of this little game is when I break old geezer's leg in his childhood. Meh, he's a minor character anyway and sacrifice was needed in order to save the world. I can't help but compare Chronology to The Silent Age (another timey wimey game), and in my mind a game like that shouldn't be too easy like The Silent Age. Chronology has everything: good puzzles, rememberable characters, sacrfices, anti-hero and a deadbeat villain.

Fun at first but gets old around day 30. Show me how enthusiastic you are about one silly little game, sweet community. Tell me how I need to find friends first and only then write a review.

I've got to be free, it's the only way to be. Now that I've seen the truth, it's always there for me.
Badass game with very lovable characters and brilliant plot that will hit you right in the heart with the feel train (doesn't matter if you like or hate trains). It has multiple endings, and a game over screen. The humor is really on point and the music in this game is amazing. Fair amount of mystery and adventure. I've always liked playing the detective. Reminded me of the game VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action in so many ways.
Play this game if your love for Bob Ross is real. Muy bueno.

Repetitive music and levels. Audiosurf, anyone?