Recent reviews by Juniper

damn good game

a shockingly large disappointment.

A̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶,̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶a̶r̶k̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶u̶g̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶t̶c̶h̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶c̶o̶n̶n̶e̶c̶t̶.

̶G̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶i̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶r̶o̶l̶e̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶u̶l̶t̶r̶a̶-̶p̶a̶t̶r̶i̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶d̶i̶e̶r̶s̶,̶ ̶s̶a̶t̶i̶s̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶y̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶s̶y̶s̶t̶e̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶-̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶w̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶s̶o̶n̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶m̶o̶u̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶.

̶A̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶d̶i̶v̶i̶d̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶G̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶y̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶t̶i̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶e̶r̶b̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶s̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶u̶l̶t̶a̶n̶e̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶c̶e̶n̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶b̶e̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶-̶w̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶M̶M̶O̶s̶.

A̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶n̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶&̶ ̶g̶u̶n̶p̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶t̶i̶s̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶u̶n̶i̶q̶u̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶p̶o̶n̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶a̶g̶e̶m̶ ̶s̶y̶s̶t̶e̶m̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶u̶n̶i̶q̶u̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶r̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶b̶h̶.

A̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶f̶i̶n̶i̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶4̶0̶ ̶U̶S̶D̶

𝑯𝑶𝑾 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑷 𝑶𝑭 𝑳𝑰𝑩𝑬𝑹-𝑻𝑬𝑨!

i didnt realize a simple, mechanically-generic RPG Maker game could be so gosh dang good in 2023? i love it. buy this game.


if you're queer you owe it to yourself to play this, and you owe it to ponett's wallet because i know you. and i know you haven't paid your gay taxes lately. but at the very least this very gay purchase may make your gay tax evasion look less awful in gay court (i think, i'm not a lawyer)

edit: i dont remember writing this but im glad i did

magnificent

Garbage game, to be honest. Horrible netplay. Would play another one if there was a significant playerbase in 4 or any of the retros.

If this game seems too difficult, you aren't playing optimally!

God. I love this game. I just wish that ConcernedApe had like 20 ppl working for/with him (or just 20 of himself) so it had more content or updates came more often.. but to reiterate, thats not a complaint in any way. (mostly) one man making this experience is just stellar and astounding.

Incredibly fun. I haven't played it that much yet, but I love it.

Good game, worth your money. Especially if you like cute pixel art styles and liked the idea of No Mans Sky, but hated the execution as we all did.

The only problem is a lack of depth. With only 5 types of stars (which dictate the general difficulty of the star system), about 9-10 individual planet levels and under a dozen basic planet types, things can get boring when you hit end game pretty rapidly. If it had 2 more star types and another dozen planet types, this would be alleviated.

But even with this in mind, its more than worth 15$!