Recent reviews by Kmstg

balls of torment

The next collection better have a simple menu to access 30+ year old ROMs without an obtuse, useless ambience room that lags like balls on old hardware, with having the side ability to break the fullscreen option in an attempt to escape that cage in HECK.

Early 2000s jank

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

50 Car Pile-Up Results In New City Sculpture
9 Out Of 10 Sims Prefer Cranberry Jelly Over Preserves
After 36 Years Of Marriage, Man Discovers Wife Is Actually A Rare Yucca Plant
All Raccoons Cheat At Poker, Animal Researchers Say
Ancient Meteorite Revealed To Be Burnt Burger
Ball Lightning Destroys Toupee But Polishes Victim's Car
Bark Art Exhibition By Bark Simson
Big Game Bistro Opens Amid Animal Rights Protests
Black And White Ball Disrupted By Bank Robbery
Black And White Ball Preparations Underway
Black And White Ball Raises Money For Charity
Bongos Making Big Comeback Among Unemployed Steelworkers
Bookstore Gets New Copies Of SimUlations: A Love Story
Boy Saves Cat From Tree, Thousands Cheer
Bread Baking Books Beat Bean Broiling
Broccoli Discovered To Be Colonies Of Tiny Aliens With Murder On Their Minds
Broccoli Found To Cause Grumpiness In Children
Broccoli Pops Cereal Not As Popular As Presumed
Broccoli Tops For Moms, Last For Kids; Dads Indifferent
Building Turned Into Aviary After Birds Stick To New Paint
Bus Misses Turn, Dozens Late For Work
Cab Fares In city name To Increase; Sims Brace For Worst
Cable Disruption Blamed For Rising Birthrates
Cat Burglar Spotted, Mistaken For Dalmatian
Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows
Cats Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice
Cauliflower-Lovers Won't Let Broccoli-Eaters March In Their Neighborhood
Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese
Citywide Blood Drive Highlights SimHealth Week
Consider A Career In Garbage Collection
Crime Lord Spotted In city name; Mayor Says "No Comment"
Cross-Eyed Python Found To Be Running Successful Chain Of All-Night Laundromats
Cure For Senility Found, But Lost Before Being Recorded
Daily Special At Restaurant Found To Be Big Fat Lie
Ditzy Debutante Mistakes Broccoli Floret For Nosegay
Don't Forget To Pick Up Your Litter
Doughnuts: Is There Anything They Can't Do?
Eagerly Awaited Llama Exhibition Coming Soon
Eckelberry Marmalade May Cure Hiccups, Doctors Say
Esoteric Verbosity Culminates In Communicative Ennui, Teachers Note
Experts Advise Using Sunblock As Sunny Weather Continues
Eyes Move While Reading Tickers, Scientists Speculate
Famed Prognosticator Warns "Disaster Awaits Us All"
Floor Sweepings Found To Be Tangier Than Salt And Pepper
For More Information, Send 9 Million Simoleons To The "Broccoli Education Foundation"
Foreign Potentate Becomes Lost In city name, Refuses To Ask For Directions
Former High School Principal Caught Licking Stamps Behind Post Office Counter
Four In Five city name Children Won't Eat Mono-Colored Cereals
French Kissing Leads To Higher Croissant Use, Authorities Warn
Fresh Fruit In Season Is Berry, Berry Good
Giant Hairball Has Perfect Grammar, Linguists Say
Girl Rides Bicycle Across City Phone Wires; Arrested For Eavesdropping
Gravy Tastes Better When Loudly Slurped; Scientists Baffled
Gymnastics Program Growing By Leaps And Bounds
Ham-Handedness Doesn't Lead To Higher Cholesterol, Researchers Declare
"Hang Up And Drive" Say Citizens Against Cell Phones
Heads Roll When Rollerblader Hits Tourist Group
Here Comes The Sun
House Made Entirely Of Broccoli Built In city name; Furniture Made Of Wheat Germ
Humming Show Tunes Sure Sign Of Poor Motor Skills, Researchers Declare
I Was Framed, Jokes Local Artist
"I'm Just A Sim, Sim, Simple Guy" Rises To Top Of Charts
If Tin Whistles Are Made Of Tin, What Do They Make Foghorns Out Of?
Information Shown Here Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates
Lady's Knitting Circle Raises Cash For Homeless
Linguistics Experts Discuss "Left To Right Or Right To Left; Is One Better?"
Local Cop Found To Be Ticketing Only Lantern-Jawed Males
Local Kindergartners Prefer Oi Brand Paste; Claim It Just Tastes Better
Local Mustard Magnate Marries Daughter Of Dill Pickle Mogul
Local Politicians Take Both Sides Of Issues, Little Accomplished
Local Scientists Conclude: Kitties Like Fish, Dogs Less Picky
Local Sim Bill Flopsby Heads County Commission On Snuggles And Hugs
Local Sim Discovers Just Who Wrote Book Of Love
Local Sim Mentioned In Out Of Town Newspaper; Starts Scrapbook
Lou Turns Away Every Person Who Skips To Her; "They Have No Rhythm," She Says
Lunar Eclipse Obscured By Clouds
Lying Found To Be Effective Calorie Reducer
Man Caught Shoplifting Spatulas; Thousands Of Flippers Found In Bedroom
Man Discovers Neighbor Completely Enclosed In Mailbox; Returns Him For Postage
Man Survives Wintry Night Adhered To Bus Bench By Chewing Gum
Marathon! Sims Hit The Ground Running
Mediums Agree Blue-Striped Socks No More Lucky Than Clovers Or Pennies
Middle Age A Hoax, Declares Study; Turns Out To Be Bad Posture After All
Miracle Lint Remover Based On Broccoli Juice Sweeps Market
Molasses Truck Springs Leak; Sweetest Accident In Long Time
Most Sims Ignore Tickers, Study Reveals
Mrs. SimLeary Gets Prize Cow
Mysterious Loud Rumbling Noises In city name Found To Be Mysterious Loud Rumblings
Never Feed Broccoli To Your Dog, No Matter How Much He Begs
Newspaper Boy Crime Ring Cracked: Read All Over
Nutritionists Aver That Eating Broccoli Encourages Higher Bowling Scores
Oliver "Slim Jim" Golonsky Wins city name Inter-Location Obstacle Race
Ordinary Days In city name Become Common
Original Magna Carta Found Written On Large Broccoli Stalk
Pigeon Alert! Extreme Pigeon Danger!
Pistol Packing Punks Pilfer Precious Petunias
Pot-Bellied Pigs Named Bob Convention Highlight Of Season
Psychic K.C. Edgars Predicts City To Grow
Public Displays Of Affection Common Sight Near City Hall
Public Service Message: Pooper Scoopers Urged When Walking Dogs
Rap Music Causes Hangnails, Study Shows.
Regional Catsup King Cousin To Tie Knot With Toothpick Tycoon
Rock Star Spotted In Llama Fur Near Casa Del Sticky
Rockin' Good Thrash Metal Found To Reverse Aging Process
School Field Trip To Museum Sparks Interest In Local History
Scientists Assert That Swearing Is Source Of Bad Breath
Semicolon Declared Sexier Than Comma At Grammarian's Fete
Shopping After Hours Source Of Purchase Embarrassment Says Survey
Sim Offers To Let City Bus Run Him Over For Lifetime Salad Bar Privileges .

Actual cancer.

Great game!

Plus made this great game even greater!!

WHO DESIGNED THIS CAMERA.


Wacky worms action in 3D, fun change of pace from the 2D games but with a lack of weapons and proper physics.

the mine physics are something to note about, the worm personality too.


but armageddon will still reign king