How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Pilfering Treasury property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
-- Diogenes
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There are three ways to get something done:
(1) Do it yourself.
(2) Hire someone to do it for you.
(3) Forbid your kids to do it.
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1: No code table for op: ++post
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"[...] a number of offences of murder by means of a blunt instrument, to
whit, a dragon, and many further offences of generalized abetting [...]"
(Guards! Guards!)
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Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
-- Napoleon I
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[they are eating Trisha]
Tom Tucker: Mmm. Diane can I cook or what?
Diane Simmons: I guess we should be eating her with chopsticks [they both laugh]
Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa!
Peter: That's insane! They're just gonna be hungry aga

Signed by Sir Pineapplesolot

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giant human being

shhhh

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