Now, seriously, I know you're a professional samurai and your time is VERY valuable to waste on dirty pigeons such as myself. However, I'd advice turning off the ability to comment on your "reviews" next time. There are people higher and mightier than me out there who might make you seriously mentally unstable.

Ditto.

Amazing. You've just made my day. Thanks!

I was gonna say that, you sound exactly like a typical reddit\4chan dweller, but then I saw the "I'm not wasting my time playing chess with pigeon." and I just lost it. I'm literally laughing out loud as I'm typing it. I've never seen anyone in recent try so hard to be edgy! Well done man! Is that a quote from your favorite anime?

You're talking so high and mighty about things you know nothing about, figure it out yourself.
I'm not wasting my time playing chess with pigeon.

How does me admonishing you for making nonsense anime references out of nowhere and trying to be edgy classifies as whiteknighting?

Could be worse. I could have spent my time white-knighting for a company without financial compensation.

"Breaking news! This just in - person with anime girl on avatar loses it because the IP owners sold their IP; thinks they would, quote, get KyoAni'd, unquote, because of it, whatever that means.

In other news: pretending to use greentext - an early sign of mental deterioration?"