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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
284.8 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Didn't encounter any women in the game so it's a 10/10 from me.
Posted 5 January, 2022. Last edited 25 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
385.4 hrs on record (384.9 hrs at review time)
Hell yeah! Killing clones and unborn babies! Can't live without it!
Posted 7 September, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
25.2 hrs on record
Shove your politics so far up your behind that you'll taste your own digested dinner.
I will avoid recommending this game to anyone who is interested if they even have a molecule of dignity.
If you decided to die on your hill, I hope you bankrupt on it too.
Posted 28 January, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Bad game design? regrettable but forgivable.
Bad tutorial? Can be changed, I can learn in other ways.
Less fun than the original game? Might be my personal preference, not an offense.
Created with the help of the blatantly corrupt WHO and shoves bias and propaganda down your throat? burn in hell.

A game about a virus response operation in our day and age would be political enough, but you just had to jam in blatantly democrat worldviews (E.G. Trump hate).
Just so we're clear, I'd hate the game equally if you pushed republican ideologies as well, politics should not be included in games no matter which side it is.
What's even your game plan here? remove a part of your potential buyer demographic to make jokes that appeal to people with a scientifically proven inclination towards mental health issues and suicide? Go woke go broke is not just a meme.
But then again, thank you so much for letting me try this tripe for free, otherwise I might have accidentally bought it and gave money to you sodomites.
Posted 28 January, 2021. Last edited 28 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.9 hrs on record (53.2 hrs at review time)
Fantastic, incredible, the only time I'd actually want to give the devs more money than what I paid for a game.
Shame silksong won't come close though.
Posted 29 September, 2020. Last edited 6 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
418.7 hrs on record (412.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing concept, but long long dead.
Play it for the nostalgia, but don't expect to stick to it.
Posted 17 July, 2016. Last edited 12 June, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
61.8 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
It's a great game. Usually I prefer to play solo but even in coop it's a blast.
Runs on my work laptop surprisingly well too, and looks great even on the lowest settings.
Posted 24 August, 2014. Last edited 21 June, 2022.
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