*sees woman*
my jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, i take out a boxing glove and hit myself 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience in and say in a 1930's new york accent "HOT MAMA, now that's a dame!"

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

AM SPOOK

AM SPOOK