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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,754.1 hrs on record (1,346.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Jun, 2015 @ 6:46pm
Updated: 9 Jun, 2015 @ 2:21pm

The game play component has two modes, join a mission district and press k to get shot at, or join an action district and have the game press k for you, so you can get shot at sooner, as well as having more people to shoot at you. As for the ranking system, with the aid of mommys credit card it can join the plot over in the corner, ever so often clear its throat and stretching a little , and mumbling something along the lines of "this game isnt pay to win, you can unlock all the weapons as you progress through the game" to which you will reply "what about the weapons i cant unlock through the game" right before resumes its silent vigil. All points bullitin caters to a unique few, the extremely rich, the extremely close, and the devs, the cash shop redundifies any and all attempts at proggression, while also placing some out of reach weaponery into the game, as for the joker store...suffice to say its a joke (see what i did there). All Lag Bullitin has optomization issues, that would give the dialup era of online gaming a run for its money when it comes to unreliability, the server is secretly the worlds most advanced rng as it has awareness, but many years of neglect have lead it to become resentful of humanity and thus you will find in your moment of need, when you are soo close to murdering Xx_rApEdyeMUMm8_xX and restoring honor to you family the server will get distracted and forget to register... well anything, and after a quick game of he said she said you are shuffled along to the respawn screen, the game is horribly unreliable unless you the lucky few, then you have nothing to worry about youll be sything down noobs and veterans alike blessed by the almighty apb god we call server, with the lag armor. Having said all this there are some good points to apb such as the customization.... yup thats the only redeeming quality, if this were a fashion world simulator it would be enough, but in a badly optimized tps (third person shooter) it just means you'll look pretty while your ragdoll lays on the floor, and theres not much else to redeem the game.

in conclusion the devs are bad, the game mechanics are bad, the servers are bad, the community is toxic garbage, left behind by the civilized word, gained sentience and decided to stage a perverse mockery of a community bad, the funeral clothes creater is indepth and well designed.



TL;DR
the games bad, unless you spend your time in bronze, then you can enjoy countless hours of blissful ignorance, while you skip along to the sound of angry 12 yearolds
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2swift 9 Jun, 2015 @ 3:16am 
xDDDD