Listen Harry is paid to destroy the whole wizarding world!

Suddenly a man appeared from nowhere, next to Hagrids hut. His clothes were tattered and he wasn't wearing trousers. His long duster coat brushed the plants as he sprinted into the hut itself. After a few seconds, Harry heard rambling followed by loud pops. The man exited the hut, grumbling.

He sprinted into the forbidden forest. Harry thought that he should go after him, but after hearing sounds akin to exploding fireworks, he decided not to. Harry listened intently for any sign of the stranger. Silence.

The man burst out of the treeline carrying none other than Merlin's wand. This stranger surely did not have the right to wield such an artifact. Harry stopped when he saw three crazy people firing spells at the man.

The man turned and began beating the people down with the wand. Harry stood there as he realized this stranger was clearly insane.

After the man had finished beating people, he turned and ran straight for the wreck of the Weasley car, where he vanished.

jork be going crazy!

Dan Bukkake

Todd Howard's tasty treat won't be ready to eat until late next year, he says

Todd Howard's tasty treat, simply named "Bad Boy Beer", this small batch brew was formulated to leverage Bethesda's premier agricultural traditions. While the obvious care taken with these terroir offerings are standard ingredients, the nod towards the region's heritage is such that this beer stands apart from the pack.It's just as refreshing as it is thick and complex. A punch of sweetness from malt and a lot of body from honey meads, and dryer malt character from the hops. Add to this a reasonable ABV (6.7%) and you've got a recipe for a great, long-lived summer brew

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