Recent reviews by PurpleFluids

Their hands are human.

This game is actually the only reason I have put forth thousands and continue to do so on VR, computer components, and assets. Before this I lived a life of modesty within early 2000s map games that could be run at 1000fps on my current PC setup.

but...
hole...

Kind of like a mix between Call of Duty and Breeders of the Nephelym, but not exactly.
Much recommended.

Finally, I can experience some hard vore once more. Very cool.

Pretty much the only time a Total War game had felt like you're in a total war. Shocking, I know. Since you're fighting across so much land.

P.s. for the love of God, just play this game with DarthMod. It's objectively better.

Big daddy Napoleon feeds my need for NATIONALISM!

The first game in my history where I enjoyed the tutorial more than the actual game. Congratulations! :D

I also couldn't help but feel like I was playing a objectively worse and space version of Dishonored, which made me yearn to play that instead.

Engage in China's favorite pass time! Being constantly in an irl Battle Royale.

Also, people complain the units look the same, but I just let them know that's what it is like to be Chinese. :D

If you're a sweaty tryhard like me and have hundreds of hours in Paradox titles (and pretty much every single Creative Assembly title too), this game is honestly a breeze despite what the Casuals say. Yet, it makes up for it in giving me several historic boners over the wonderful modding community which has brought us the only Medieval III we are probably ever going to be blessed with.