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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 21.9 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Sep, 2016 @ 9:52pm
Product received for free

Put the game on Survivor Mode = Check
Disable Vita-Chambers.
Begins to collect every single Audio Log and tries to get every achievement in one run and have fun..
Wants to save because It's been quite some time since my last one.
Game begins to stutter again (which it does every god dang second)
Game crashes..

All save files deleted................... hm.......... uhhmm.. Yea.. I almost began crying when I saw that.

Blind Squirrel Entertainment.. You suck! How could you possibly screw up on this one? Does no developers/publishers like PC's anymore? what happened?!

Here's a quick list of what this Remaster did!
Create stutter.
Apparently mispelled the info for an achievement? How the hell did you screw that one up?!
Create more bugs.
Create lighting glitches
Made my BioShock game crash for the first time in years.
Not fixing any of the bugs from the previous game.. they're still there man!

So... Patch this god dang game! There are actually some people who are going to spend money on this garbage of a "Remaster"
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Coach 22 Mar, 2017 @ 10:02am 
I loose "only" one hour but this is still frustrating as hell.
Mean Machine 26 Sep, 2016 @ 4:02pm 
I almost did ... !
ASnakeNeverDies 23 Sep, 2016 @ 8:08pm 
They should've issued a patch for the original game instead of re-releasing a remastered version on PC. Now they're gonna struggle to fix the most pressing issues and dissapear, leaving us with two broken versions of the same game. One newer version with fixed mouse acceleration but scarse graphical options and the original.
Camellia 19 Sep, 2016 @ 12:42pm 
I don't have stutter maybe some very faint microstutter sometimes but I did ge the crash that deleted my save same as you.
シンデル (Cynder) 19 Sep, 2016 @ 10:28am 
@Nick

Well we know who's not going into game design~
I'm a big fan of this game, I will defend 2k until my last breath, I have yet to try the remaster and I'm sure there are flaws which the original did have but I would never go as far to say basically fuck off to someone who has issues just because I MYSELF don't have any. If you want to reply to a comment then suggest how to fix something not bash on how you don't have that issue, and if this is just a troll comment then...what else should you be doing with your life?
Silver Elite Master of The World 19 Sep, 2016 @ 6:58am 
Nick's comment in a nutshell: I have no problems so that means there is no problems. What a useless fucking comment that is.
Domesticated Brown Rat 19 Sep, 2016 @ 5:02am 
@Nick

Well good for fucking you mate, considering the overall user reviews are almost borderline negative - you're in the minority here. Not a "tad bit salty"

King Tiger 18 Sep, 2016 @ 11:00pm 
Good job on figuring that one out.
King Tiger 18 Sep, 2016 @ 10:55pm 
Well good on you Nick for being the lucky 10% to have the hardware that succesfully managed to run this shit excuse for a Remaster.