When I purchased this game I was under the belief that this game would grant me half of a life, but because of the false advertising, I did not realise that it was a video game, One day I got bored and decided to play, you see a few years ago, I lost half of my life in a tragic toaster accident, I lost half of my life and my kitten turned into toast, (I know, extremely depressing), I got so into the game that I didn't realise I had my foot stuck in a pile of explosive tiny socks for extremely microscopic creatures, they all exploded and I lost the remaining half of my life, I know haunt steam, looking at all of the triple a games to be bought, and waiting, to get back to life with Half life cubed, once I get the game I will have a life and a half, and I may possibly be able to play in the fields of toaster trees.

When I purchased this game I was under the belief that this game would grant me half of a life, but because of the false advertising, I did not realise that it was a video game, One day I got bored and decided to play, you see a few years ago, I lost half of my life in a tragic toaster accident, I lost half of my life and my kitten turned into toast, (I know, extremely depressing), I got so into the game that I didn't realise I had my foot stuck in a pile of explosive tiny socks for extremely microscopic creatures, they all exploded and I lost the remaining half of my life, I know haunt steam, looking at all of the triple a games to be bought, and waiting, to get back to life with Half life cubed, once I get the game I will have a life and a half, and I may possibly be able to play in the fields of toaster trees.