> Buy game
> Play game, exit first area, meet child.
> Child should have been aborted
> Kids a total A-Hole and calls everyone the F slur.
> Have low physical trait, but have option to slug kid in the mouth. 1% chance
> Roll double 6's, certified win.
> Slug child in lips for talking that mess

fast forward briefly

> Meet big man on stairs
> Try to get his ass to move so i can press a button
> He wont.
> Bug him for info, brings up "Advanced Race Theory"
> "Internalize" this so I can get by him.

> Doesnt work

> Try again, but this time i have the option of punching him in the throat. 2% chance.
> Do so, roll double 6's again, so another instant win.
> Flying 360 No Scope him in the mouth.
> Out like a light
> Press button

> Continue playing a little bit
> Partner asks me what that was all about
> Still have Advanced Race Theory installed.
> Detective becomes the KKK Clan Wizard out of nowhere. Legit left field response.

> Sides exit orbit due to the sheer insanity of what I just witnessed.

> Continue playing for another 20 minutes, find a meme ending.

> Turn game off, never play again.

This is how my Disco Elysium time went. There is a LOT, and i mean like 20 War and Peace novels worth of story in here. but this was too perfect, so im going to never touch the game again. Absolute insanity from start to finish. 7 hours of wtf, then this ending.

This is Disco Elysium to me, and i will never revisit the game again to complete a real ending. Its hilariously hamfisted with some of these writing prompts and its so meta im surprised they didnt have a game dev in here who gave majority stake of his company to someone else.

My sides. The absurdity of the advanced race theory thing just... holy hell its way too funny. Like dude went from learning a subject to just a klan wizard. I just... i cant dude. Holy hell its just so funny and absurd.

> Buy game > Play game, exit first area, meet child. > Child should have been aborted > Kids a total A-Hole and calls everyone the F slur. > Have low physical trait, but have option to slug kid in the mouth. 1% chance > Roll double 6's, certified win. > Slug child in lips for talking that mess fast forward briefly > Meet big man on stairs > Try to get his ass to move so i can press a button > He wont. > Bug him for info, brings up "Advanced Race Theory" > "Internalize" this so I can get by him. > Doesnt work > Try again, but this time i have the option of punching him in the throat. 2% chance. > Do so, roll double 6's again, so another instant win. > Flying 360 No Scope him in the mouth. > Out like a light > Press button > Continue playing a little bit > Partner asks me what that was all about > Still have Advanced Race Theory installed. > Detective becomes the KKK Clan Wizard out of nowhere. Legit left field response. > Sides exit orbit due to the sheer insanity of what I just witnessed. > Continue playing for another 20 minutes, find a meme ending. > Turn game off, never play again. This is how my Disco Elysium time went. There is a LOT, and i mean like 20 War and Peace novels worth of story in here. but this was too perfect, so im going to never touch the game again. Absolute insanity from start to finish. 7 hours of wtf, then this ending. This is Disco Elysium to me, and i will never revisit the game again to complete a real ending. Its hilariously hamfisted with some of these writing prompts and its so meta im surprised they didnt have a game dev in here who gave majority stake of his company to someone else. My sides. The absurdity of the advanced race theory thing just... holy hell its way too funny. Like dude went from learning a subject to just a klan wizard. I just... i cant dude. Holy hell its just so funny and absurd.