There's a stranger in my bed
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbies on the barbecue
This a hickey or a bruise?
Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed
Oh, well
It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots
Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard last Friday night
We went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op, oh-whoa

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I'm 15 years old and the Tates have helped in life so much. I used to be extremely bullied and was considered 'the joke of the school' just a year ago. Ever since I learned about Andrew and Tristan Tate I adopted a 'military style routine' where I wake up at the same time and sleep time, go on 6 am runs, and live an extremely disciplined life with no social media. And over the past year I have completely grown as a person to where now when I go to school people genuinely look up to me and respect me. Almost everyone wants to engage in a conversation with me now, whether its for complients or just to get to know me better. I have risen up the social hierachy because of my status and the energy I give off. I cannot express enough how much Andrew Tate has improved my life. I cannot thank him enough.

bro ur weird lol

keep your pets and your kids away from this creep.

sno loves beastars