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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 28 Aug, 2016 @ 9:53am

Even allowing for the fact that I knew it'd be bad, Jurassic Survival is ridiculously bad. It's like the dollar store DVD rack with "Dream Monsters Corporation" instead of ARK's "Monsters Inc". A very shallow, cheaply done knock-off that could only appeal to people with a gaming budget of 75¢.

I spawned in a cabin, walked outside, a brontosaurus (?) thing walked towards me, got hung up on me and couldn't move, I stabbed it a few times in the belly and it died without doing any damage to me, its loot bags spawned over its corpse where they were inaccessible to me, I collected some random junk, killed a few raptors (?) got bored and let a tyrannosaurus (?) eat me. All the dinosaur models were poorly made and very floaty; more like dinosaur shaped balloons than multi-ton behemoths. It wasn't even fun in a "bad game" sort of way, just really cheap and dull.
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