ASPARTAME .ᐟ
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Tries to be sweet.
Gives you cancer instead.
Tries to be sweet.
Gives you cancer instead.
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We would like to thank the DOD and the 1033 program. For allowing SPD the privelage to operate its own $52 million anti crime helicopter. Seattle Police will be leading the country in new age police tactics and de-escalation training. Seattlites can sleep
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ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES IN GAMING TO DATE.

Hunter: Call of the Wild(TM) is a disturbing recreation of mentally agonizing violence and extremist anti-climate theory. No other video game has more realistically projected the deadliness of modern-day-hyper-war-assault-platform-firearms into the collective minds of the unwashed. Steal the virtual lives of the most infallibly innocent creatures that roam our planet. Accompanied by visuals so visceral you question when video games will bridge the gap into reality, 2070 probably. After five hours of BORING play, each minute of mindless wandering through one of the most inaccurate forest scapes in gaming. Do you realize the peril you are in. For each 9,192,631,770th of a cycle measured between the transition of the layers of a cesium-133 atom is exponentially increased as stated in this formula - TD/S = S^-1(FR*f*KD)^FS. Despite only spending five hours in the real world, I lived through the additive experience of two hundred and fifty-five years. So if there's nothing to do between hunting animals, where's the fun? Well, my friend the fun is only found after hour ten, when you become not only aware but an avid subscriber to the "Anti Climate Animal Murder Theory". In which you as the player and virtual hunter must come to terms and justify in real time your moral standing when questioned under the guise of unethical animal brutality. Would you take the life of an innocent friendly bear if it was attacking your wife? Could you sleep with yourself knowing you sprayed a harmless deer's gray matter over a tree for food, when there's a KFC only fifteen miles away? In my long stasis and absence from society, I was able to critically analyze this theory. I have concluded in my time of study that it's stupid. I pray every night that hunting reform is instated to protect our nationally treasured wildlife and the right for all living creatures to have a place in this ♥♥♥♥ hole known as ""North America"". And I will not stop fighting from my keyboard until every squirrel and wild hog can roam the velvet green of our most proud jewel, also known as a testament to the evils and corruption of mankind, also known as forests, without getting shot. Leave that to the humans guns are not an animal thing. I don't even think a ape can figure out the inner workings of a fire select, and neither can I. Because in the end were also just animals. But we invented the concept of a brain so we could invent cool ♥♥♥♥. But in the end, the game is just not that fun at least to me. I would much rather play a cop game about shooting criminals instead because that's actually realistic.

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Ren 39 minutes ago 
tess is prettyyyyyyyyyyy cool man, fr fr ong sah dude
NovaBlast 7 Aug @ 7:45pm 
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MintTheRaccoon 13 Jul @ 9:35am 
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