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24.8 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
no one knows why this is fun
Posted 18 March, 2016.
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29.8 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
edgy mario
Posted 18 March, 2016.
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716.9 hrs on record (644.7 hrs at review time)
couldve been better
Posted 23 December, 2015. Last edited 18 March, 2016.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Super Hexagon 2: Revelations finally comes to Steam again and this time, it's personal.
You play as Commander Shephard in a fight to save humanity from geometry with rocks on strings. You face off in the ultimate arena known only as "arcade." This game is different from most games on the market because your decisions actually mean something, just like the original Super Hexagon (no TellTale here!). For instance, the "score" in the bottom left corner isn't a score at all; it shows how many humans the combine will keep alive to enslave when they take over Pandora (the higher number the better btw).
The story is very complex. There's tons of sexual tension between the rocks and a triangle, and you, the player, can decide where to put it. Will you release the tension by having alien sex like in Star Effect, or will you build it up to become stronger like in 1984 by George Orwell. Like I said, your decisions really affect the story, and the better decisions you make the more story you get. But of course, the best decision you can make is to get this game.
9.8/10 "good game"
Posted 23 December, 2015. Last edited 23 December, 2015.
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4.4 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
numbers get bigger
Posted 18 April, 2015. Last edited 18 March, 2016.
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139.7 hrs on record (131.5 hrs at review time)
it doesn't matter if you'll never play it, but you need to own this game
Posted 29 January, 2015. Last edited 18 March, 2016.
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