Recent reviews by Teemo Alpha AF

the best game for scientists, like me

thjs stupid game makes me wanna smash my computer

Pros :

* LARGEST open-world game up to date, this is why the game is awesome and also why it's trash when they were unable to finish the HUGE amount of work

* Outstanding art style

* Addicting "shoot and loot" gameplay

* Gun animations : 2077

* Still in development, things might improve in the future



Cons :

* Crappy game engine :

- Terribly low draw distance
- Fake 1st person view
- Not a single real mirror in this game, all fake
- Fake car speed indicator
- Fake cars and people spawning


* 99% of radio songs are background music

* You have only 1 song as combat music, congratulation!

* Too easy gameplay

* Too much talking,
(this hurts even worse when they decided to make all cut scenes in 1st view to save time)

* Too many unskippable scenes, makes the game almost un-replayable

* Female characters: not my types

* Characters in ads and trailers are not even in the game

* Gay contents: too much 😭

the game is so deep, I cant believe they made it in 2011

btw the 2019 version on PS4 added a new girl, turned out that's a boy lol >

The campaign mode is quite simple to compare to next-gen games, only hits and runs.
They like to use so many lighting effects in combats making it chaotic, sometime I don't know what's happenning on the screen anymore.
The only plus side is Cortana, everytime she appears she brightens the screen, a true halo.

Playing football games for more than 15 years from Pes to Fifa I have to say both games have not improved so much since then.
Both games have the absurd scripting mechanic that if you're a new and clueless and more important you are only playing with a close friend in front of the same screen you will actually don't care and can still having fun. But if you sink yourself in the rank system where a small advantage is unacceptable that will be a big problem.
When only Fifa can afford the license of the players they will become the monopoly of this genre no matter how bad their games are I have to draw a sad conclusion that the football game era is over.
RIP

this trash using 90 - 100 % your CPU all the time wtf ?? my computer not for mining sir

so the first day I thought subtick was ass, but acctually it was my ping, now everything slick as ♥♥♥♥, playable

An empty world, tedious pathing, no item drop mechanism, no 144hz monitor support, Japanese games... but at least Automata had a good view of 2B skirt though it didn't help me play more than 10 hours.

I already forget Cyberpunk and its boring characters but why is this game still stuck inside my head? I Hope CDPR won't ♥♥♥♥ it up when remaking this game.