The Story of Myka:




One day a brave adventuerer strolled through the land. He has slain and demolished many a foes and has finally risen to level thirteen. He decided to get some sweet new gear, and looked pretty swaggy not going to tell a lie. Running all through the town of Phucksville waving his giant dong of a sword. Eventually running so far and fast out the town that he ended up in a cave. It was kinda spoopy and he seemed to be a little scared after coming across a massive array of cobwebs. Like seriously there were so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cobwebs that it looked like my bed when I first figured out what beating my meat meant. Anyways, he traversed through the cave but was halted by a large rock. Seeing no way through he decided to dig under it, because he had level twenty-seven digging. Once making it through to the other side, he was pitted against a boss like enemy. He nearly shat his pants as it was A HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPIDER. I MEAN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ WENT TO JAIL FOR LIKE SEVEN MONTHS AND LEFT HIS KIDS BEHIND WITH THEIR CRACKWHOREMOTHER AND GOT BEEFED UP ON ROIDS. THIS THING WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE. Anyways Myka pulled out his fully erect sword and sliced through each of the spiders strong legs. I guess he got very lucky in the end realizing the spider was only level two. He conquered his fears and took all the loot, being afraid of spiders no more. And that, is the glorious tale, of Myka, the brave adventurer.

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