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1 person found this review helpful
35.8 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
For those saying "Ever since MW 2005, cop chases are boring and un-fun." SHUT THE F**K UP! What are you saying?! thats the most BS and nostalgia biased take i have ever seen. The cop chases here are INTENSE, both crims and cops need to outrun or best each other in order to win. MW 2005 chases are literally rubber-banding hell, the problem with MW 2005 fanboys is the fact of just how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ their takes are. I highly recommend this game for those who wants to experience a different NFS, specifically, THE original NFS, this is what NFS used to be back in the days. Not "Pimp Mah S**tBox 2022".

Cop chases here are intense as ♥♥♥♥, A.I is REALLY competent. really fun game, also the sound design in here is GODLY. Also one of the review's say "i don't like the physics, feels like butter." sounds like a serious skill issue. Of course the physics here is more grounded than most ♥♥♥♥ 2005. What did you expect would a car do at 150+ mph? turn quickly? its not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ track car dude. If anything, improve your skill. MW 2005 literally has the most buttery and intense rubber-banding i've seen and experienced. It's nostalgia blinding you, not your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience dips**t.
Posted 11 September, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
time to GO! GO! GO! *Anything but down starts playing*
Posted 25 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I'll summarize the entire game:

1. You wake up
2. Hot *REDACTED* pinches you and tells you to get the ♥♥♥♥ up
3. You get sent to mansion
4. 5 more *REDACTED* shows up
5. you got told to date 'em
6. you choose out of the 5 *REDACTED* presented
7. you date 'em and make sure you get ratings up
8. start a twitter warfare
9. if twitter warfare and ratings are booming, congrats, you did it!
10. if you didn't however.... oh well, you go back to square one and do it all over again because you suck at making some sweet $$$.

There, i summarized the plot👍

NOTE: DON'T NAME YOURSELF PENIS BREATH! I KEPT GETTING CALLED PENIS BREATH THROUGH DEATH AND REPEAT! WORSE MISTAKE I HAVE EVER DONE!!
Posted 20 July, 2022. Last edited 20 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Literally screams: I WANT AN AUDI QUATTRO BUT AMERICAN AF. This is the result.
Posted 28 April, 2022.
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58 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
"Yea haha, you just stay right behind me nolo, where you teku trash belong."

- Tork Maddox
Posted 21 April, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
The most unlucky car in the acceleracers series, hope it won't be like that once i started using this lmao.
Posted 16 April, 2022. Last edited 16 April, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
104.2 hrs on record (83.9 hrs at review time)
Alright, so about 84 hours in the game currently, i think im qualified to review this game now.

So. Hot wheels unleashed, a game released by milestone on september 30 2021, is the game worth it? personally, its mixed, because on one hand, the game is extremely fun to play and very darn competitive too, but on the other hand, it really doesn't deserve that high price point, only get it on sale.

Alright mechanics: very simple if you have played numerous arcade racers, gas, tap the brake to drift, left shift to boost, you get the idea, but the game also features that each vehicle isn't a reskin and some are WAAYYY better than others some of the cars here also has inaccurate stats, like for example, M.Bison from street fighter has an inaccurate top speed stat. Speaking of M.Bison, the second point i'd like to make are the cars, this game has ALOT. even includes other cars from other franchises like street fighter and back to the future. and third, the tracks, this game also has numerous tracks which are very well designed, well, atleast the non-dlc one's. The game also features a track builder, essentially, you could create tracks and race them, but only against real people, and let me tell you, the tracks made by people could be some of the most annoying if not done correctly. So, do i recommend it? yea, but ONLY on sale, as you can see in the reviews, the game has already almost 200$ worth of dlc's which made everyone furious. Now, a little tip, don't buy the full edition, just buy the base game and only select dlc's you want, its way cheaper that way, personally did it like that. Now for the outrageous dlc fest we are getting, and you guys wanting to blame the devs, please understand that the developers are being forced to add these expensive dlc's by mattel, the almost 200$ worth of dlc's is being comissioned by mattel, not the devs, they can't do anything about it, thats why the game won't stop having micro-transactions. And another unrelated topic i just wanna add to the greediness of mattel, they profitted on us acceleracers fans by only adding 7 acceleracers cars from the series, and you know what mattel did? they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ took-down the movies on youtube that are there for years at this point because its starting to rise up again. Mattel's greediness is the one that's gonna kill this game. ♥♥♥♥ you mattel for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on us acceleracers fans and killing your game early.

This is the source of the conformation that the devs are forced to add the 200$ worth of dlc's by mattel: https://www.reddit.com/r/HotWheelsunleashed/comments/uz3ibs/here_it_is_most_people_already_know_but_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Posted 21 March, 2022. Last edited 27 May, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.0 hrs on record
It has Synkro in it. Thats enough of a reason to get this pack.
Posted 11 March, 2022. Last edited 12 April, 2022.
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233.9 hrs on record (179.9 hrs at review time)
Why is a game about destruction racing has more respectful and a better racing environment in online than games like F1 and Forza? Seriously, The players here are less likely to wreck you than the ones on F1 and Forza lobby's the ♥♥♥♥...

Also, highly recommended, i once asked on how to win in this game, and the players and game told me to be dirty. 10/10 i love you game and bugbear👍
Posted 3 March, 2022. Last edited 19 August, 2022.
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19.8 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
With the current situation of gas prices, this might become a reality in australia right now.
Posted 1 March, 2022. Last edited 12 April, 2022.
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