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Oh god what I'd pay for Maris Brood to----

A game hated by many, most of which never even touched the game due to personal bias and common human idiocy.

This game almost a decade later remains the greatest multiplayer experience I've ever had in a Call Of Duty and nothing else comes close. The most entertaining pro scene, getting booted offline for drop-shotting enemies in SnD on Xbox Live, scrimming against Greek Gods and using the hard R over a terrible mic for absolutely no reason other than to incite anger.

This was the peak of gaming.

What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.

I'm addicted to holding LMB in controlled scenarios and being unable to transfer it to real video games, I'm a lost cause.