+rep sounds like alan from smiling friends

+rep 5 years in on this routine and I don't regret it one bit. My balls shrivelled up into little black raisins, but I never skip a day. When times get tough he tells me about his two fathers, they're always hard for each other no matter what and it's just such a beautiful story. The world is so divided now. I get nasty stares whenever I wear my mesh crop-top in public but I know that deep down I am in the right. I don't eat animals, I cycle to work, and I pay 50% of my salary to hard-working OnlyFans workers. I am better than I ever have been and it's all thanks to him.

This is the way. V V V V V

+rep He has shown me the ways of the vegan lifestyle. I've never felt so fabulous. He gave me this routine of dunking my balls in soy sauce, ever since then I have this urge to yell at meat-eaters, insult men and simp excessively for women. I follow through on these urges. It feels like raw instinct. It's pure and natural! I sleep with the same head of lettuce every night. All of my ex-friends hate me now. But that's okay because I am vegan. I am the good person in this world, not them. You have shown me the way.

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