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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 336.5 hrs on record (234.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Nov, 2018 @ 3:41pm
Updated: 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56pm

I remember the good old days of Isaac, when it was fun. I remember when I first beat Mom and Her Heart I told my parents, I quit the game awhile back, it wasn't as fun as another game I put way too many hours into. I would still play it occasionally, one run and leave. I would buy the DLC's and was excited for the Rependence DLC. Then I met a friend that brought me back to this game, thinking It'd be fun! But no, this game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Nightmare, the game is broken, there are more bugs than can be counted, this game has just now gotten fixes to some bugs, nerfed some awesome items, and created new bugs. Now people may say, "Waaah, So you want the game to hold your hand for you?" NO! I don't think so, I just think this game should be a bit more balanced and fair, there are barely any occasions where you can actually finish a run, I just had a broken ass run with T. Lost ended by a stupid ass enemy. This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ infuriating and is mostly just down to luck, a factor that Edmund tries to stop or get less of. This game is ♥♥♥♥, Rebirth is the best version, simple and most bosses weren't bullet hells that relied on getting items that are rarer than Satan's tits. The only reason I'm even here is because of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend, without him, this review wouldn't be made. But coming back and seeing a game I liked as a kid, be destroyed by money making DLC's is just sad and infuriating, if you want a good Rogue-like RPG, find it somewhere else. Good job Edmund, you sure did win this time. And even then if this game sucks so much, why keep playing it? Like a cocaine addiction the game is fun and hard to put down when you start playing it, but if you get pissed easily, this isn't the game for you. It even brought the same friend that reintroduced this game to me to threaten his own friend and to tell him to kill himself because of his luck and the game sucking his ♥♥♥♥. Again, don't get this DLC, or Afterbirth(+), stick to the basics, when ♥♥♥♥ was fun and not a headache that wanted you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snap the creator's head off and put it on a pike. That's all for now. Don't get this ♥♥♥♥.
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15 Comments
Haz3lArc 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm 
1. if Edmund gonna shit out broken ass games, then he doesn't deserve to rake in the cash from that. When Rependence dropped u saw all the negative reviews from that and how broken it was, it was 20 dollars for a half baked game.
2. I've heard positive and negative things about this game, mainly from the negative section of the game. Some are just bad... and some actually have points and are thought out.
3. Yea true, he is trying to better himself now afterwards.
Park 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm 
1. Why? You haven’t explained why this is a better idea other than perhaps that it saves you the customer some money.
2. Yeah it can be a broken mess but practically everyone I’ve talked to has nothing but positive things to say about this fact. It’s fun engaging gameplay at all stages of progression.
3. This says more about them than the game, if I had a “friend” like that I’d recommend some anger management classes.
Haz3lArc 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm 
1. Instead of making a DLC for a broken game, make in a large update to the original
2. I don't contradict myself, the game is a broken mess of shit, but with a decent build it can be fun
3. He isn't but the fact that I know ppl that literally threaten others gives Flappy Bird PTSD vibes.
Park 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm 
If you’re looking for honest feedback I’d start with writing your review when you’re a little calmer. Also I’m not sure how you can call the DLCs “money making” when there’s only 3 of them and the base game has been out for 8 years. $20 every couple of years is a bargain in my eyes. You also contradict yourself saying it both sucks and is fun. Lastly, the game and developer are not responsible for your friend’s issues.
Haz3lArc 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20am 
Also no, I will make this review, its mainly to vent my frustrations about this fucking game. And my hatred of Edmund.
Haz3lArc 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17am 
Oh wow, after 3 years, he came back to review the edited version, nice.
Park 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35pm 
“The only reason I'm even here is because of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend, without him, this review wouldn't be made.”

Yeah maybe this review shouldn’t have been made lmao
Haz3lArc 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:41pm 
I lost SEVERAL, and it wasn't just T. Lost.
cheese 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33pm 
man lost one Tainted Lost run and than went babyrage lol
Haz3lArc 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17pm 
No Ned I wont 1984 you, you're cool, unlike THIS DOUCHEBAG.