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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 38.1 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Apr, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Children of a Dead Earth Is hands down the most stupidly autistic game I have ever played and I love it. Game literally has me learning actual rocket science in order to optimize my ships. tfw the game literally just links you to wikipedia pages on topics if you click the "more info" box at the bottom of their articles explaining game mechanics. Also uhhhh, no other game would let me do stupidly retarded things like making a spaceship with armor that consists of 10 meters thick of diamond, followed by a 10 meter gap, then 10 meters thick of borosilicate glass, followed by a 10 meter gap, followed by 10 meters thick of Uranium-235 (yeah, you don't cover your spaceships in fissile material?) followed by a relatively thin, but still really thick if you think about it 1 centimeter of gold, just for the bling. Yeah it cost like 9 trillion credits and couldn't move at all, but it was completely impervious to all but nukes (which didn't even kill the armor either, its just after enough went off the crew just died).
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