Recent reviews by Invader Zeph

Terrible game. Don't play

Good game, but driving is a bit wonky - even "performance" cars handle like jello

Forza Horizon is to this what Hotwheels is to Matchbox. It's trying to catch the party vibes that Horizon has, but with absolutely 0 substance behind it. It came out around the same time as FH4, but looks worse than FH1. 4 cars/category with no way to modify them to your liking. No build up to professional rally; you just so happen to have 1 $200k+ car per category and they're all rally kits anyway... Thanking my lucky stars I didn't buy this game - it's an absolute husk.

Shoot a man dead and he explodes in money, ammo, and guns. What more is there to life?

For a ground-up, sandbox game, it's got a large amount of content. Sure there are some latency issues, which might be because it's not optimized for AMD GPUs, but you can still have a lot of fun with friends and just hangout in a pleasant environment.

Let's start by saying that it is 100x better than CoD Zombies.

Pros:
-Heavy metal
-♥♥♥♥'s out to kill you
-You have a gun
-Gun kills Zeds
---Zeds blow into a million pieces
-Kill all Zeds
-Next wave
---New heavy metal song starts
-Repeat
-Simple as that

Cons:
-I see no cons

♥♥♥♥. It's really all one can comepare this game to. The graphics are god aweful, even on a high end computer. The character models look like they are made from plastered bubble gum that has been chewed thuroughly and rolled in fecal matter from all sorts of animals and then formed into the shape of what I presume would be the human figure.

Please, for your sake, if you have the choice between eating ♥♥♥♥ and playing this game, please, oh please, eat the ♥♥♥♥.

It is so bad. I gave it three more goes, but I just couldn't. It's funny, but in some ways, the game tries to be a little to serious.

Very fun and crazy action packed!!!