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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 78.1 hrs on record (77.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Jun @ 2:09pm

"Cyberpunk 2077: Come for the story, stay because you modded V into a furry and now you’re too deep to turn back."

This game is gorgeous. It's emotional. It's edgy. It’s a masterclass in cyberpunk storytelling... and also I turned every NPC into furries because I’m a hopelessly modded degenerate with no self-control.

Yes, I’m playing with RTX on and dignity off. V has ears, a tail, and probably unresolved trauma. Keanu Reeves lives in my head, disapproving of my life choices while I flirt with cyber-anthro bartenders and crash modded bikes into holographic billboards.

The game’s been patched into greatness, and I respect that. It went from glitchy meme-fest to “accidentally cried during a brain dance.” But let’s be honest — I’m 70% here for the story, 30% here to see my catboy V parkour in a thong at night while packing a tech shotgun.

The combat slaps. The world is stunning. The mods are unholy.
And yes, I romance Panam as a modded fox hybrid. Sue me.

10/10 — would run from NCPD in a neon tail plug again.

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