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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 44.4 hrs on record
Posted: 16 Jun @ 2:39pm

"Out of Ore: I dug a hole so big even I got lost — and hell if I don’t wanna go deeper."

What begins as a casual mining sesh turns into absolute topographic anarchy. One minute you're prospecting, the next you're buried in a crater of your own making, operating half a dozen machines that somehow all decided to self-destruct at once.

The weight of chaos:

Belts? More like spaghetti erosion lines—ore goes missing, ends up in puddles, or shoots off into the sky.

Vehicles? I once launched a loader into orbit because I clipped a boulder at 30 km/h. The devs even say, “dirt physics are pretty good” — but they forgot “…except when they're glorified TNT”

Co-op? Pure madness. Cranes tip over, conveyors glitch, someone always activates the refinery way too close to the fuel tanks. Somehow, we still harvest … kind of?

But damn — when it all lines up (rarely), you feel like a dirt-wrangling space tycoon. The maps are huge (~400 k km²!), physics janky but satisfying, and the dev team is constantly patching the chaos into something even more glorious .

10/10 for mess.
8/10 for actual profitability.
1,000/10 for the sheer, glorious spectacle of watching your attempt at order tumble into a pit of your own dirt.

Would dig obscene tunnels, label them ‘Home’, and forget to eat again.
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